Posted on 06/17/2009 8:47:29 AM PDT by AreaMan
In my mind, I have received thousands upon thousands of emails from folks wondering why My Weekly Date with a Liberal is anything but weekly. This is certainly a legitimate question which deserves a legitimate answer. But who has the time to answer thousands of emails that were never actually written? So for this chapter, Ive decided that I will address this issue right here, right now, by explaining the process which occurs between these dates, and more importantly, to relay a recent encounter I had with a liberal woman, girl, child, who unnerved me enough such that my response could very well put my anonymity in jeopardy. This will all make sense by the end of this installment which I am entitling American Heart.
I understood when I took on this project that I could easily suffer severe trauma, mentally, emotionally, spiritually
and sexually, although depending on your proclivities, the latter could be considered a bonus. Be that as it may, I am writing to let you all know, that the trauma I anticipated did in fact materialize in a way that has profoundly affected me: I have developed a strong affinity for night blooming jasmine,...
(Excerpt) Read more at bighollywood.breitbart.com ...
I especially liked his "Decompression Sickness Chart"
The results of my research proved to be more accurate and terrifying than I had anticipated. I discovered that by dating liberals in such close temporal proximity, I was suffering from a scarcely known social version of The Bends clinically known as Decompression Sickness, (DCS). I was shocked to find that simply from dating liberals (some of which I have not reported) I was experiencing many, if not all of the symptoms of DCS.
DCS Type | Confirmed Jon David Symptoms |
BENDS |
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SKIN BENDS |
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NEUROLOGICAL |
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Now for those of you unfamiliar with Venice, California, it is a place where Liberals roam free. Unattended. Unchecked. Unshowered. It was time to don my scuba suit. I was going down deep. I was fully pressurized and ready to secure my next date with a Liberal.
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She opened the gate and what I saw made me less comfortable than if I had been running through the Swat valley screaming Im a Jew.
That was fantastic and funny and sad, thanks for posting. Very well written.
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