“¡¡¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!”
Posted on 06/19/2009 9:15:33 AM PDT by Reaganesque
A 10-year-old boy said he was riding his scooter around his neighborhood near the 19100 block of Chandon Lane when he rode past a man standing outside of a black BMW. He said the man said, “What’s up,” and then grabbed his wrist. He kneed the suspect in the privates and ran off. The incident was reported at 5:25 p.m. on Wednesday.
(Excerpt) Read more at ocregister.com ...
The guy shouldn't be too hard to find. He will have a pronounced limp and speak with a high pitched voice. LOL
“¡¡¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!”
You guys read OC Register up in Minnesota?
That’s funny!
Good to know there are still kids growing up conservative in Orange County.
Actually, I live in Baltimore, MD now. Guess I should change my profile! I don’t read it on a regular basis but, I happened to see this story when I was looking at another that was posted here.
This is what passes for journalism today? The correct medical term is "nuggets" or "grapes".
Well, I am not surprised....People all over the country seem very interested in everything that happens in Cal.
My Ten year old is an orange/green belt in Tang Soo Do (so is his dad) and looking towards green.
The police blotter at the bottom of this story is entertaining.
What: Lewd act(s)
Where: Gothard lot Huntington Beach, CA
When: 9:24 p.m. Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Description: A caller said two people were in some bushes and others were “waiting to get into the bushes.” He said he thought the group was having and waiting to have sex. Officers made an announcement about curfew on a PA system and five men exited the bushes.
What: Suspicious person/circumstances
Where: 20700 block Queens Park Lane Huntington Beach, CA
When: 10:16 a.m. Sunday, June 14, 2009
Description: A dog walker said she found lots of “blood and matter” in a grassy area. Police investigated and determined the “blood and matter” was smashed fruit that resembled “guts.”
I always thought it was “the naughty bits”.
That was last weekend, they cordoned off the entire neighborhood, with law enforcement from several agencies, there were 4 news choppers, 2 law enforcement choppers, and hazmat trucks responded with guys in moon suits who removed the suspicious matter to UCI medical center where it was determined it was a bag of watermelon, grapes and several rotten bananas.
I’m sure this kid will be suspended from school for being violent and intolerant...
But regardless, well played, son.
One of my nieces was trained in some kind of street fighting matial arts... My brother invited me to observe a session. One move for young women was to flip over onto their backs to break a hold.
Then use BOTH heels to ram the attackers nads. From what I could see the instruction was both through, realistic and horribly violent. I know my niece can take care of herself.
Anyone remember the P.E. teacher on Beavis and Butthead? “Kick me in the Jimmy!!”
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