"No need for a pen. Here, dip this in your blood."
Posted on 07/05/2009 8:25:55 AM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
Latvian Banker Taking Souls as Collateral
Reuters | 03 Jul 2009 | 08:45 AM ET
Ready to give your soul for a loan in these difficult economic times? In Latvia, where the crisis has raged more than in the rest of the European Union, you can.
Such a deal is being offered by the Kontora loan company, whose public face is Viktor Mirosiichenko, 34.
Clients have to sign a contract, with the words "Agreement" in bold letters at the top. The client agrees to the collateral, "that is, my immortal soul".
Mirosiichenko said his company would not employ debt collectors to get its money back if people refused to repay, and promised no physical violence.
Signatories only have to give their first name and do not show any documents.
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Ping!
"No need for a pen. Here, dip this in your blood."
"Well, I wasn't using it."
This guy has been around for a long long time.
Latvian Banker Taking Souls as CollateralI'm pretty sure Obama did this too with the Bank CEOs he didn't fire.
not sarcasm
Latvian banker’ means JP Morgan Chase right?
Sounds like a Democrat polling place.
Wouldn’t work in Las Vegas, Most of the souls here have already been sold
So, the IRS is branching out to the loan biz, eh?
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