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Every time I write a bit of satire, I find something like this that proves once again you can't trump reality.

SHEESH!!!

1 posted on 07/07/2009 8:25:56 PM PDT by Gordon Greene
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To: Gordon Greene

Grill baby, grill.

2 posted on 07/07/2009 8:32:01 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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To: Gordon Greene

“Changing our lifestyles, including our diets, is going to be one of the crucial elements in cutting carbon emissions,” said David Kennedy, chief executive of the Committee on Climate Change....

Just means the ruling party eats what it wants and the masses will get rationed bread.


3 posted on 07/07/2009 8:32:03 PM PDT by Redcitizen (December 21, 2012; there's change for ya!)
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To: Gordon Greene

"I burp in your general direction!"

4 posted on 07/07/2009 8:34:22 PM PDT by T Minus Four (Matthew 15:8 - 9)
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To: Gordon Greene

These people must be totally out of their minds.


5 posted on 07/07/2009 8:34:23 PM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannolis. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: Gordon Greene

PPPHHHHHHHppppppppppppp! Darn Refired Beans I had for Dinner. Climate dorks take that whiff!


6 posted on 07/07/2009 8:35:00 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Gordon Greene

Sounds like a “self preparation” problem to me.


7 posted on 07/07/2009 8:35:06 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (ALSO SPRACH ZEROTHUSTRA)
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To: Gordon Greene

If I don’t eat lamb, then the lamb will still burp.


8 posted on 07/07/2009 8:36:07 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: Gordon Greene

Either I break down the starches or the lamb does it on my behalf.

From my cold dead greasy hands!


9 posted on 07/07/2009 8:37:59 PM PDT by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
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To: Gordon Greene

Mmmmmm. Lamb Vindaloo.


12 posted on 07/07/2009 8:41:43 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Gordon Greene

I believe that the solution to excessive C02 emissions involves getting all of the environazis to stop exhaling. The easiest way for them to do that is to stop inhaling as well. Most of them are just a waste of skin anyways.


13 posted on 07/07/2009 8:42:01 PM PDT by 43north (11.04.08: the day America committed voluntary suicide)
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To: Gordon Greene

I laughed so hard when I saw this one!!!!!!!!

16 posted on 07/07/2009 8:48:51 PM PDT by T Minus Four (Matthew 15:8 - 9)
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To: Gordon Greene

As the famous philosopher Bugs Bunny would say: “what a maroon”


17 posted on 07/07/2009 8:50:28 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I agree with Rick..)
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To: Gordon Greene
i’ll counter them since I do my beat to make my carbon footprint as large as possible!!!
27 posted on 07/07/2009 9:01:12 PM PDT by dalereed
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I will eat everyone that they don’t eat, I love Lamb!

I bet they will help with the price a little.


28 posted on 07/07/2009 9:03:24 PM PDT by dila813
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To: Gordon Greene

As if animals haven’t been farting for thousands of years.


29 posted on 07/07/2009 9:34:12 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: Gordon Greene

These people are out of their minds bat sh!t crazy. I am stunned at how incredibly easy it is for people to be bamboozled by these hucksters.


31 posted on 07/07/2009 9:56:19 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: Gordon Greene

My only wish in life is to be able to call these idiots out when it is obvious they’ve been had by the “global warming” hoax.

God let me last at least that long.


32 posted on 07/07/2009 10:30:09 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (ABC-AP-MSNBC-All Obama, All the time.)
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To: Gordon Greene; rdl6989; Little Bill; IrishCatholic; Normandy; According2RecentPollsAirIsGood; ...
 




Beam me to Planet Gore !

34 posted on 07/08/2009 3:50:29 AM PDT by steelyourfaith ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" - Lady Thatcher)
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Mars Warming
37 posted on 07/08/2009 9:37:35 AM PDT by GraceG
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