Kim Jong Il Has Pancreatic Cancer: Reuters / Fox

From FOX, quoting Reuters, no web yet. ^

[the OlLine Rebel]

Such sacrilege!

It must be printed more like, “O_a”.

[Lady Jag]

Drum roll

Followed by the rockets Red glare.

[LeoOshkosh]

That is right. He has nothing to lose by launching a few now. He’s more dangerous with cancer.

[americanophile]

I’m glad.

[GraceG]

I didn’t know space cockroaches even had pancreases?

[GraceG]

I’m So Ronery
I’m so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There’s no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I’m ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There’s nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It’s kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it’s fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard and I’m physicarry fit
But nobody here seems to rearize that
When I rure the world maybe they’rr notice me
But untir then I’rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I’m so ronery
I’m so ronery

[supremedoctrine]

And YET, he’s still healthier than about 40% of his population.

[Cecily]

Dhimmi “I ‘Heart’ Dictators” Carter will be very sad too. He’ll probably give the eulogy.

[TexasRepublic]

“Well, I guess Dear Leader is soon to face his eternal reward.”

Look on the bright side — unlike in North Korea, he won’t need a blanket where he is going.

[My Favorite Headache]

Not a single thing will change in NK if he dies....if anything...it might become even more dangerous.

[CitizenM]

Since it is not verifiable I don't want to believe this totally. It could be Chronic Pancreatitis. Sometimes people think that is cancer, but it is not. Chronic Pancreatitis is very bad, but it is not Pancreatic Cancer, and might be what has been the cause of his pancreatic problems. Either way, there will be pain and suffering, but with Chronic Pancreatitis he can live longer with medications and diet changes. It, in itself is not a death sentence. I know, I have it and deal with it. Some have it very bad, mine is less serious. Let's see if there is really verifiable news on his situation before we get too excited. And besides, anyone who takes over could be worse than Kim.

[SevenofNine]

WHOA that Pyongang Patty how old she is I hate to say this LOL!

HOW OLD SHE IS

She be crying same way as she cry over Chia pet daddy

[Las Vegas Ron]

Let’s hope he doesn’t want to go out with a bang

[RushCrush]

I always liked Brian Keith. Sad ending.

[Karliner]

Prayers that the little idiot softens his beady lil heart before his last gasp.

[ScottinVA]

Interesting to note (not that it matters much to the Dear Leader), that his grandmother was a devout Pentacostal Christian. Too bad it didn’t rub off on Kim Sr.

[RedDogzRule]

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy...

[pleikumud]

“The only good enemy is a dead enemy.” - General George S. Patton

[The_Sword_of_Groo]

Can't somebody get him a doctor?

[monday]

“Must be a peculiar feeling to know that people will celebrate reading your obituary.”

Like all megalomaniac dictators he is a delusional sociopath. He is so self centered such a thought would never even occur to him. He doesn't think like normal rational human beings. It will be a good day for the world when he dies though. They ought to make it a holiday in South Korea.