Uh oh..Andy will never believe this one..
Posted on 7/17/2009, 4:53:50 PM by Responsibility2nd
An 18-year-old man surrendered to Bexar County authorities Wednesday afternoon, hours after he allegedly drove a car into a deputy who found him and his girlfriend naked and having sex inside a car on the far Northwest Side.
Evan Paul Zuleger was charged with aggravated assault of a public servant using a motor vehicle. He was booked into the Bexar County Jail and released at about 5 p.m. Wednesday on $20,000 bond.
Deputy Ino Badillo, spokesman for the Bexar County Sheriff's Office, said Deputy Eric Sedillo spotted a 2006 Lexus parked near the intersection of Babcock and Scenic Loop just after midnight Wednesday and switched on his lights after seeing two shadows in the back seat.
Badillo said when Sedillo walked up to the car with a spotlight, a naked Zuleger jumped into the front seat and steered the car into the deputy.
Badillo said the deputy, a 12-year veteran of the Sheriff's Office, sustained minor injuries to his hip and leg. Zuleger eventually lost control of the Lexus, crashing into a nearby pole, according to the spokesman.
Badillo said Zuleger, who was still naked, didn't give up then, either, and instead left the car and ran down the street, leaving the girlfriend behind.
“She was left screaming — naked, in the back seat — that he abandoned her, and she was distraught,” he said.
The girlfriend, who wasn't identified, cooperated with authorities and was released without being charged, Badillo said.
Sedillo found Zuleger's wallet inside the Lexus and went to the suspect's Shavano Park home, where a maid allowed the deputy to look for the teen, Badillo said. He said the deputy wasn't able to find the suspect at the house.
Zuleger surrendered to authorities at 4 p.m. Wednesday.
According to Badillo, a small amount of marijuana also was found in the Lexus. The teen has been charged twice this year with possession of marijuana under 2 ounces — once on Feb. 13 and again on April 31, he said.
Been there, but not stupid enough to have done that and her father was both big and mean.
Uh oh..Andy will never believe this one..
So.... WHY was she screaming?
I believe sex is more distracting than a cell phone.
I'm guessing he won't be asked back for an encore performance.
A great and interesting headline. But all the interest was dashed after the first 5 or 6 words of the story.
Some of the comments at the website
Did the cop have to see him naked in a line-up to identify him?
What an absolute LOSER!! If he treats his girlfriend like this can you imagine how he treats/craps on the maid. The maid probably couldn’t let the officer in the house fast enough. She’s obviously a “wise latina women” ha ha.
Wonder what his “ Rich “ Daddy will do about this?? Take away the $65,000 LEXUS ?? Will the Father - make sure this boy ( Straightens up )? Or does the Dad even know how to do this????? agrhhhhh
Bernardo Eureste Rides Again!!! (References to a SA city council member who did a similar thing years ago)
“Premature evacuation leads to charge of aggravated assault of an officer”
Poor Chad and Buffy! Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
If the car is rocking don’t come a knocking, come on, why did the law have to commit policious-interuptus? The boy was “coming home” afterwards. My advice to the Lexus guy, keep your rocket in your pocket and get a room to boom-boom.
I know this kid and smoke weed with him on the reg. Good luck Evan...Corinne - call me
more......
Because she was almost there.
And dude bailed on her.
Three words: vinyl seat covers.
He may have been stupid but she was schtuped!(sp help?)
In the South - that is called SAFE SEX or Deputy Festus Interruptus!!!!
We know this because the young woman was quite distraught. Had sex occurred she would have been very quiet and the young man would have had a smirk on his face as the deputy approached.
Didn’t y’all take body English in school?
corinne must be the gf.
ROFLOL!
One of those high-class Clark High kids ...
No, Corinne...call ME!
check that...corinne is his sister or something on facebook. Not sure who the gf is....hopefully she dumped him.
Thanks for posting this. I needed a good laugh.
Bare in Bexar County...
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