The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Thursday, July 30, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 07/30/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[MamaB]

Hi.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

hello

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Pings.

EMERGENCY SUBSTITUTE REQUEST FOR TOMORROW, July 31, 2009 and Next Friday, August 7, 2009

I will not be able to post these two days.

PS ...Did anyone hear Laura get after Lindsay Grahmnesty?

[Enterprise]

Bump

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

howdy

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Good Morning.

[MarkLevinFan]

Yhello! Yhello! Yhello!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Hello. How’re you?

[MamaB]

Good morning to you, too. How are you?

[MarkLevinFan]

Doing good. Taking tomorrow off, so this is like Open Line Friday to me. LOL!

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Doin’ well.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Me too. Taking my niece and nephew to the zoo.

[Bean Counter]

[dead]

That’s hysterical!

[MarkLevinFan]

Taking my son and daughter to Dorney Park.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Too funny.

[mewzilla]

Meanwhile....

EXCLUSIVE: No. 3 at Justice OK'd Panther reversal

[PogySailor]

W & L mode today. Doing my job while I still have one.