......would this pass muster?
Posted on 08/05/2009 12:32:15 PM PDT by inkling
Barbara Boxer is on to us, chums. Last evening, California's junior senator appeared on MSNBC and averred that those of us protesting the Democrats' health care reform are far too well-dressed to be authentic.
Alas, I knew I should have left my spats and walking stick back at the manor.
"I saw some of the clips of people storming these townhall meetings," multi-millionaire Sen. Boxer told multi-millionaire Chris Matthews.
"The last time I saw well-dressed people doing this, was when Al Gore asked me to go down to Florida when they were recounting the ballots, and I was confronted with the same type of people. They were there screaming and yelling, 'Go back to California! Get out of here!' and all the rest of it."
It's one thing to be assaulted by the rabble, but quite another to be mobbed by fellow Ivy Stylers. Poor, poor Babs.
Ne'ertheless, if we conservatives are going to make any headway, we need to stop looking so damnably fashionable. A bit of subterfuge is in order, lads!
To that end, Exurban League has assembled a sartorial tip sheet for our fellow greedy plutocrats. Leave the Brooks Brothers in the closet and don some authentic protest wear.
Sur les barricades, mes frères!
(Photoshop at the link)
(Excerpt) Read more at exurbanleague.com ...
It figures this stupid bitch doesn’t know Republicans dress and groom themselves better than those disgusting Democrats.
......would this pass muster?
Maybe we should all wear Che shirts????
California, you can unelect this witch. Please do so. She will continue to scam you if you don’t.
If I was going to protest Senator Babs,
I would wear a pair of Boxer shorts on
the outside of my pants, I think she would
then understand the object of my protest
with no trouble.
I wonder how she would feel about boots and spurs and side arms?
My sister-in-law, who with difficulty reaches 5’2”, dresses to the 9s to vote. Her explanation? “We have jobs.”
Ok women wear stretch pants 2 sizes to small. Find a Zero Tee Shirt at Goodwill. Put on some flip-flops. There you go...the idiot will think you a Dum.
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even better, wear them inside out with skid marks
>I wonder how she would feel about boots and spurs and side arms?
That is a good question.
I live in an open-carry state... maybe I should find out.
{Though that might not work if the meeting is in a state of federal building.}
It definitely will if it’s in a county or city building according to our state constitution:
Art 2, Sec. 6. [Right to bear arms.]
No law shall abridge the right of the citizen to keep and bear arms for security and defense, for lawful hunting and recreational use and for other lawful purposes, but nothing
herein shall be held to permit the carrying of concealed weapons. No municipality or county shall regulate, in any way, an incident of the right to keep and bear arms.
Spooky huh? I don’t know...
How about the Joker? (see Obamas poster)
Or since we are fighting for healthcare, let’s show how creative Conservatives are: Dress up in a costume like a Dr, Nurse, Medical Instrument, The GRIM REAPER (for those end of life comments!)...
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