I used to think that was funny. Now, not so much...
Present Cobama will be speakin’ ‘fo the House of Representin’ about water. You know, the stuff in the toilets?
“President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho”, former porn super-star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion was obviously the best choice of all they had to choose from 500 decadent years into the future!