Skip to comments.Mark Steyn: Airbrushing out Mary Jo Kopechne ("Only a Kennedy could get away with it.")
Posted on 08/29/2009 7:01:34 AM PDT by kellynla
We are enjoined not to speak ill of the dead. But, when an entire nation or, at any rate, its mainstream media culture declines to speak the truth about the dead, we are certainly entitled to speak ill of such false eulogists. In its coverage of Sen. Edward M. Kennedys passing, Americas TV networks are creepily reminiscent of those plays Sam Shepard used to write about some dysfunctional inbred hardscrabble Appalachian household where theres a baby buried in the backyard but everyone agreed years ago never to mention it.
In this case, the unmentionable corpse is Mary Jo Kopechne, 19401969. If you have to bring up the, ah, circumstances of that year of decease, keep it general, keep it vague. As Kennedy flack Ted Sorensen put it in Time magazine: Both a plane crash in Massachusetts in 1964 and the ugly automobile accident on Chappaquiddick Island in 1969 almost cost him his life.
Thats the way to do it! An accident, ugly in some unspecified way, just happened to happen and only to him, nobody else. Teds the star, and theres no room to namecheck the bit players. What befell him was . . . a thing, a place. As Joan Vennochi wrote in the Boston Globe: Like all figures in history and like those in the Bible, for that matter Kennedy came with flaws. Moses had a temper. Peter betrayed Jesus. Kennedy had Chappaquiddick, a moment of tremendous moral collapse.
Actually, Peter denied Jesus, rather than betrayed him, but close enough for Catholic-lite Massachusetts. And if Moses having a temper never led him to leave some gal at the bottom of the Red Sea, well, lets face it, he doesnt have Teds tremendous legislative legacy, does he? Perhaps its kinder simply to airbrush out of the record the name of the unfortunate complicating factor on the receiving end of that moment of tremendous moral collapse. When Kennedy cheerleaders do get around to mentioning her, its usually to add insult to fatal injury. As Teddys biographer Adam Clymer wrote, Edward Kennedys achievements as a senator have towered over his time, changing the lives of far more Americans than remember the name Mary Jo Kopechne.
You cant make an omelette without breaking chicks, right? I dont know how many lives the senator changed he certainly changed Mary Jos but youre struck less by the precise arithmetic than by the basic equation: How many changed lives justify leaving a human being struggling for breath for up to five hours pressed up against the window in a small, shrinking air pocket in Teddys Oldsmobile? If the senator had managed to change the lives of even more Americans, would it have been okay to leave a couple more broads down there? Hey, why not? At the Huffington Post, Melissa Lafsky mused on what Mary Jo would have thought about arguably being a catalyst for the most successful Senate career in history . . . Who knows maybe shed feel it was worth it. What true-believing liberal lass wouldnt be honored to be dispatched by that death panel?
We are all flawed, and most of us are weak, and in hellish moments, at a split-seconds notice, confronting the choice that will define us ever after, many of us will fail the test. Perhaps Mary Jo could have been saved; perhaps she would have died anyway. What is true is that Edward Kennedy made her death a certainty. When a man (if youll forgive the expression) confronts the truth of what he has done, what does honor require? Six years before Chappaquiddick, in the wake of Britains comparatively very minor Profumo scandal, the eponymous John Profumo, Her Majestys Secretary of State for War, resigned from the House of Commons and the Queens Privy Council, and disappeared amid the tenements of the East End to do good works washing dishes and helping with childrens playgroups, in anonymity, for the last 40 years of his life. With the exception of one newspaper article to mark the centenary of his charitable mission, he never uttered another word in public again.
Ted Kennedy went a different route. He got kitted out with a neck brace and went on TV and announced the invention of the Kennedy curse, a concept that yoked him to his murdered brothers as a fellow victim and not, as Mary Jo perhaps realized in those final hours, the perpetrator. He dared us to call his bluff, and, when we didnt, he made all of us complicit in what hed done. We are all prey to human frailty, but few of us get to inflict ours on an entire nation.
His defenders would argue that he redeemed himself with his progressive agenda, up to and including health-care reform. It was an odd kind of redemption: In a cooing paean to the senator on a cringe-makingly obsequious edition of NPRs Diane Rehm Show, Edward Klein of Newsweek fondly recalled that one of Teds favorite topics of humor was, indeed, Chappaquiddick itself. He would ask people, Have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?
Terrific! Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
Why did the Last Lion cross the road?
To sleep it off!
What do you call 200 Kennedy sycophants at the bottom of a Chappaquiddick pond? A great start, but bad news for NPR guest-bookers! He was a guys guy, chortled Edward Klein. Which is one way of putting it.
When a man is capable of what Ted Kennedy did that night in 1969 and in the weeks afterwards, what else is he capable of? An NPR listener said the senators passing marked the end of civility in the U.S. Congress. Yes, indeed. Who among us does not mourn the lost civility of the 1987 Supreme Court hearings? Considering the nomination of Judge Bork, Ted Kennedy rose on the Senate floor and announced that Robert Borks America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions, blacks would sit down at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens doors in midnight raids, schoolchildren could not be taught about evolution . . .
Whoa! Liberals (in the debased contemporary American sense of the term) would have reason to find Borkian jurisprudence uncongenial, but to suggest the judge and former solicitor-general favored re-segregation of lunch counters is a slander not merely vile but so preposterous that, like his explanation for Chappaquiddick, only a Kennedy could get away with it. If you had to identify a single speech that marked the end of civility in American politics, thats a shoo-in.
If a towering giant cares so much about humanity in general, why get hung up on his carelessness with humans in particular? For Kennedys comrades, the cost was worth it. For the rest of us, it was a high price to pay. And, for Ted himself, who knows? He buried three brothers, and as many nephews, and as the years took their toll, it looked sometimes as if the only Kennedy son to grow old had had to grow old for all of them. Did he truly believe, as surely as Melissa Lafsky and Co., that his indispensability to the republic trumped all else? That Camelot that fleeting wisp of glory, that one brief shining moment must run forever, even if How to Handle a Woman gets dropped from the score. The senators actions in the hours and days after emerging from that pond tell us something ugly about Kennedy the man. That he got away with it tells us something ugly about American public life.
Ted was a typical liberal. Loved humanity but despised mankind.
Today a lot of states would call Mary Jo’s death Second Degree Murder.
Steyn always says it well.
This ranks up there with the 10 Best Essays About America... of all time.
Unbelievably good. Unbelievably on the mark.
It tells us that we are totally manipulated by a media which is nothing but the propaganda arm of the Democratic Party. Americans have no morality anymore and simply think and do as their betters tell them.
One of these days, Mark Steyn is going to have to get off the fence and tell us what he really thinks.
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It tells me that some Americans can't distinguish between a common coward & a statesman. And that some of these Americans are either in the US Senate or occupy the Oval Office.
And Jim Jones only had one bad day!!
Once again Mark is at the top of his game!! Can’t wait to listen to him on Rush next week.
It has been repeatedly reported that there was no autopsy on Mary Jo, yet other reports state that she suffocated rather than drowned because there was no water in her lungs. Wouldn’t it take an autopsy to determine that?
By the way, how long does embalmed fetal DNA last?
Ted Kennedy is a joke this is nothing but a state funeral for a high standing Soviet state hack, except it is in America. This crap is 3000 miles wide millimeters deep, most people in America would if they could get away with it steal the corpse’s Rolex, expecially if they were hard core Obama voters.
The multi-millionaire promoter of the nanny state in america is dead and he’ll probably not be allowed to plead his case due to the millstone of sin looped around his fat neck.
He suffered much longer than did Mary Jo, which is fitting, and his repulsive behavior forced his wife into alcoholism, but he was eulogized last night for about three or four hours. I could only take three or four minutes of that sickening travesty.
Ted Kennedy , like ALL the Kennedys, was a total piece of sh*t !
My only prayer for this is ... I pray that when Teddy Kegger arrived at the PEARLY GATES, there to Meet him was MARY JO... To KICK HIS *** all the way to HELL!!
Clever bit of PR work. I've always wondered how much the Kennedy's paid the Kopechne's to go away quietly.
Gotta love Steyn, but I always feel uneasy at stereotypical shots at Appalachian folk, an honorable people. It tempts me to make acidic comments about the sodden degenerates typical of Martha’s Vineyard.
Other than his wit, this piece by Steyn is spot-on...especially its final sentence.
By the way, how long does embalmed fetal DNA last?
IIRC, the Kennedy Clan made sure THAT little annoyance was taken care of. Mary Jo's body was cremated. No autopsy.
The part of the public that is made of liberals, the media, the sycophants & toadies, & the parasites on the left.
OK, let’s see how much his Estate pays in DEATH Taxes!!
Would have loved to hear some conservative commentator say to the panel "I'm sure Senator Kennedy got a very warm reception in the afterlife."
To sleep it off!
Steyn is the man....lol
Perhaps just the idea that her name would be sullied somehow. I would think the only thing that would make her parents not pursue justice would be concern over their daughter's memory. I'm not making a value judgment, or trying to justify anything. I'm just speculating on what could possibly take them let it all go ‘peacefully’.
[At the Huffington Post, Melissa Lafsky mused on what Mary Jo would have thought about arguably being a catalyst for the most successful Senate career in history . . . Who knows maybe shed feel it was worth it. ]
That is infuriating.
Like the passing of Michael Jackson, I do not mourn.
Another great Steyn commentary. My only criticism is that he didn’t include the exemplary way old Teddy helped his nephew cover the Kennedy backside when the nephew raped a girl at the Kennedy compound in Florida.
Teddy Kennedy is only one of a truly disgusting family.
......As Teddys biographer Adam Clymer ......
That guy’s a real Clymer, positively the definition of the term.
History records his most famous moment......
Bush said to Cheney, “There’s Adam Clymer, major league asshole from the New York Times.” Cheney responded, “Oh yeah, he is, big time.”
Mark Steyn at his best.
You are correct. Rush mentioned yesterday that the ratings of the alphabet Commie networks, with their wall to wall Kennedy coverage, were absolutely in the tank.
No one gives a flying f___ that Ted is dead, that he is still dead, or that he even lived, not even the braindead dolts who vote for these morally-bereft Libtards.
The one exception is the Leftist talking heads, who are all just talking to each other about one of their Gawds — Ted the drunk and serial woman abuser.
And yes, I did read Charles Pierce's quote in what you call its larger context. It was, and remains, and shall ever remain, a mind-numbingly stupid statement no matter how much you (Is that you, Chuck?) try to spin it.
I love Mark Steyn.
Melissa Lafsky was on the John Stewart show last night, and she was asked to clarify what the "it" was in that last sentence. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she affirmed that by "it" she meant that Mary Jo would feel that Mary Jo's death at Ted Kennedy's hands was "worth it" for all the great legislation America got (which, supposedly, America would have never got had she not died).
I wouldn’t swear this is true, but I vaguely remember hearing that the Kennedy’s paid for Mary Jo’s funeral. It’s hard to whitewash the fact she left a party alone with a married man known as a skirt chaser. She was 29 years old so probably knew exactly what she was doing. No parent would want that fact belabored by the press. You may be right that they didn’t want to see her name dragged through the mud, but for her parents the huge injustice of having her trivialized by the Kennedy machine must have been galling.
Dan Quayle misspelled a word and, in the press, it defined him; Bush 41 went back on a pledge not to raise taxes and it cost him the presidency; Ted Kennedy kills a young woman while cheating on his wife, and nothing. The MSM double standard has been around for decades.
I would say the Senator changed the lives of millions of pre-born babies for the worse as well.