The Sayings Of Chairman Barack

NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein

[governsleastgovernsbest]

"Before the Speech: Short readings. Notable quotes excerpted (and posted in large print on board) from President Obama's speeches about education. What are our interpretations of these excerpts? Based on these excerpts, what can we infer the President believes is important to be successful educationally?" -- from Dept. of Education, Grades 7-12 Menu of Classroom Activities: Pres. Obama's Address to Students Across America, Sept. 8, 2009 [emphasis added]

Great news. Our leader will be addressing all schoolchildren on September 8th. And the Department of Education has helpfully prepared a menu of activities for the day. As you'll note above, 7-12th graders are to view quotations from Pres. Obama, discuss them, and strive to understand what "the president believes is important" for students to be successful in school.

Wonderful. But why stop with students? Shouldn't Americans of all ages benefit from the President's wisdom? And why should it be limited to one day, and only to the topic of education?

[governsleastgovernsbest]

[governsleastgovernsbest]

The Sayings of Chairman Barack ping to Today show list. Do you properly understand what our leader feels “is important”? If not, we’ll be setting up some special schools for you.

[presently no screen name]

what "the president believes is important" for students to be successful in school.

What does he know about education? I'd like to see some of his school transcripts - kindergarten will be a good start.

[Jess Kitting]

Kiddies! What does your president think is important? Here is what he spent his time doing in school.

[MarMema]

Ha. My two Eagle Scouts are gonna tear this baby up.

[MarMema]

First rule of all great persons - hide your birth certificate.

[presently no screen name]

Exactly. Follow my lead little comrades - see where it got me.

[Rummyfan]

And the Department of Education has helpfully prepared a menu of activities for the day. As you'll note above, 7-12th graders are to view quotations from Pres. Obama, discuss them, and strive to understand what "the president believes is important" for students to be successful in school.

Who the f**k does this poser think he is?

[monkapotamus]

[CitizenM]

Well...I hope he tells them: To be successful:
First...Boys, pull up your pants, wear shirts tucked in, and tie your shoelaces.
Second...Stop using MF word.
Third...Don't call each other ‘bro and “ho.”
Fourth...Walk don't shuffle and swagger.
Fifth...If your family is already on welfare, don't get pregnant or father a child until you are married and can pay for your own child.
Sixth...Get a job, work hard, and don't expect something for nothing. Being a freeloader does not make you equal, it makes you less than equal.
Seventh...LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH - not Eubonics, not Hip-Hop, not Jive...speak the language of our country. And that goes for Hispanics, too.
Eighth...Don't shave off your hair, wear dreadlocks, dye your hair red or purple or some strange color.
Ninth...Don't get tattoos or pierce your nose, tongue,eyebrow area, or have several ear piercings. And don't wear 2" fake nails.
Tenth...Don't wear gaudy or flashy rings, chains, necklaces in multiples all over your hands and neck.

Those are just a start, if kids want to be successful someday. Wonder if he dares tell them the truth.

[tet68]

“All power flows from the barrel of a crisis.”

[PhilDragoo]

[Canedawg]

Who the f**k does this poser think he is?
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He’ll go down in history as the most evil, corrupted potus this country has ever had. A usurper who tried to become a soviet style dictator but who was ultimately overthrown by patriotic constitutionalists.

[Right Wing Assault]

Our leader

Yeah, he's doing a great job at that!

[Einherjar]

What a shame, that just happens to be the day that i enrolled my grandsons in a seminar called “America and the Constitution” for the morning.

In the afternoon they will be in a seminar “ Texas History “

late afternoon will be another course “ Fishin With Grandpa “

in the evening .........a course in Marine Corps History.

sorry Mr. Chairman.

[Neidermeyer]

I want my little green book and I want it NOW!

[Rome2000]

I’d like to see individual State Departments of Education at the direction of individual Governors order schools in their jurisdiction not to participate.

Could be the beginning of the next civil war. Battle lines need to be drawn.

[paulycy]

And the captive audience of govt school students for Dear Leader's Sept 8 speech are expected to listen and learn and comply:

[crazyotto]

This person is THE ANTI CHRIST.

[tophat9000]

Good morning to you
Good morning to you
Good morning Dear Leader
Good morning to you