How dare you, of the Christian cult, slander the followers of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (PBUHH), the One True Religion. Heresy! You will be doomed to shovel Her stables for eternity, unbeliever!
You see tpanther, it takes little incentive for an atheist to being rambling about invisible pink unicorns and flying spaghetti monsters and so on.
So, tell us, AR, why you think cabbages are atheists. How about tire-irons and paint can lids? Are they atheists too? How about a sharp blow to the head? Can that make someone an atheist?