Posted on 09/04/2009 1:30:52 PM PDT by RDangerfield
Hi, kids. My name is Barack Obama and I'm the President of the United States. I'm sure you all know what that means. It means you have to do whatever I tell you because if you don't, I can take away your mommy and daddy and you'll never see them again.
So listen real carefully, OK?
I know a lot of you haven't been paying much attention to the argument we grown-ups are having about health-care reform. That's all right. It's really complicated stuff. Most of your parents have no idea what it's all about either.
All you really need to remember is this: When you get home from school today, tell your mom and dad, "Mom and dad, you've got to write your Congressman and senators in support of the President's health-care reform."
Can you remember that? I'll say it again, real slow. Mom and dad, you've got to write your Congressman and senators in support of the President's health-care reform.
OK, now you all say it.
Great! That was really good. You are a great bunch of kids and I'm proud of you.
Now after you get home and tell mom and dad to write, I want you to let a little time go by and then ask them whether they've done it yet.
And if they say no, I want you to cry. Really, really loud. And kind of bang your head against the wall. And keep doing it until they promise to sit down and write their Congressman and senators. Hey, it'll be fun! It's not real crying and banging, just play crying and banging but mommy and daddy won't know that. That's a little secret between you and me.
Now everyone who does this and gets their folks to contact their representatives will get to do something amazingly awesome. You see, kids, I'm starting a really cool club for you to join. It's called Barack's Socialist Funhouse and there's going to be one in every town and city in America.
This club is just for kids. No grownups allowed! It's gonna be so great. There'll be ice cream and soda and videogames and toys and movies and music. And for you older kids, a lot of hooking up. Plus you'll hear all about a couple of super guys named Marx and Lenin. They were what's called revolutionaries, which is kind of like being a rapper or a vampire, except it's even cooler.
But all that's going to be happening in a couple of months. So for now, just remember, "Mom and Dad, write your Congressmen and senators in support of the President's health-care reform."
Thank you for listening, kids. I know I can count on you.
Yes......that sounds like Hussein talking to a child.
Really creepy.
Its SATIRE!!!!
anyone have a take on this new “Trueslant’ site?
The site that has this article appears to be a left-wing nut site that enjoys bashing conservatives. Why did you post this?
Why, Robert? You’ve heard of humor?
Must we have 24/7 Sturm und drang?
Why, Robert? You’ve heard of humor?
Must we have 24/7 Sturm und drang?
>Really creepy.
Over the top; I doubt the veracity of the ‘leak’.
It would, however, make good parody.
APO YA!! (OUCH)
Obama often blurs the lines between real and parody.
I love humor, this one isn’t funny. Sorry.
How can you tell when ZERO is lying?
Oh, and one more thing. It is the duty of every young Citizen of the State to report to your Federal School Monitor any subversive activities of your parents, like reading a Bible or criticizing the government.
A little bit of humor goes a long ways when so many people are getting so hot and bothered.
GOOD POINT..NOW I HAVE TO CHECK OUT EVERYTHING!
Do you know where your mommy and daddy put their wallets and pocketbooks? Good. Inside, do you see those little green pieces of paper? Good. Do me a favor and take those green pieces of paper, put them in an envelope, and mail them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC.
Thanks.
-PJ
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