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I might be more scared of bed bugs than Obamacare. It's close.
1 posted on 09/06/2009 12:59:43 PM PDT by Feline_AIDS
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To: Feline_AIDS

Unless he’s sleeping there, or using the office as a bachelor pad, why are bed bugs a problem?


2 posted on 09/06/2009 1:00:44 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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To: Feline_AIDS

This is bound to happen when you use your office furniture as beds.


3 posted on 09/06/2009 1:01:28 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (ObamaCare! When "natural causes" just isn't good enough!)
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To: Feline_AIDS

Bed Bugs or Pubic Crabs??


5 posted on 09/06/2009 1:02:41 PM PDT by Cheetahcat (Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
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To: Feline_AIDS

And he did NOT have a sexual relation with those bugs!


6 posted on 09/06/2009 1:04:35 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (.)
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Bill Clinton’s Harlem offices have bed bugs

I feel quite sure that bed bugs aren't the only thing Clinton's office is infested with.

8 posted on 09/06/2009 1:08:56 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: Feline_AIDS

UHHHH.... o never mind...


10 posted on 09/06/2009 1:14:51 PM PDT by US Navy Vet
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Trying to dig up (more) dirt on him by bugging his office bed? ;-D


11 posted on 09/06/2009 1:18:41 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Tar and feather the sons of b!#ches! Ride them out of town on a rail!)
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There has been an explosion of bedbugs lately. I assume some previously common remedy has been outlawed or something. Anyone know?


12 posted on 09/06/2009 1:19:17 PM PDT by marron
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Um, hum.


13 posted on 09/06/2009 1:21:03 PM PDT by bgill (The evidence simply does not support the official position of the Obama administration)
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To: Feline_AIDS

A quick thought experiment: what happens when an elite limousine liberal wants to spray his property with DDT?


15 posted on 09/06/2009 1:23:16 PM PDT by bornred
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To: Feline_AIDS

More like crabs.


20 posted on 09/06/2009 1:30:26 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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Wow,,,I’ll bet those bugs have some stories.


21 posted on 09/06/2009 1:32:53 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Love my country. Hate my government./Van Jones is an asshole. He said so himself.)
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Bill’s Herpes have Crabs.....


22 posted on 09/06/2009 1:33:45 PM PDT by cmsgop (Another proud graduate of the Larry Storch school of posting)
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Yes, Bill, Hillery and the kid whats her name.


25 posted on 09/06/2009 1:43:18 PM PDT by Rumplemeyer
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“Bed bugs” defined:

New York lingo for what the rest of America calls “the crabs”.


26 posted on 09/06/2009 1:43:37 PM PDT by no dems (GOP Ticket for 2012: Sarah Palin and a Conservative Male with a Hispanic surname.)
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I can not tell a lie. I seeded Bill Clintons Harlem offices with bed bugs.
I’m an extremist.
Onward and upward with the attack.


27 posted on 09/06/2009 1:43:43 PM PDT by Joe Boucher (google; operation garden spot and REX84)
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bed bugs may have come to Clinton’s offices via someone’s infested home, or through the walls from an infested neighbor, via someone visiting the offices, or someone else’s commute to work.

Lie down with democrats, get up with bed bugs...


29 posted on 09/06/2009 1:44:21 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Hey, no problem!

Put them all in the sink. Probably the DNA laced with STD’s will kill them all.

And if that doesn't work, have Hillary visit and perform an exorcism!

30 posted on 09/06/2009 1:48:07 PM PDT by aShepard
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again???
31 posted on 09/06/2009 1:52:25 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist -ww- I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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You would think the bed bugs and the crab lice would fight each other to a standstill.


32 posted on 09/06/2009 1:56:55 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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