Excuse me, but I am overweight by my own bad "lifestyle choices." Every time I turn around, the government funds a new medical study that says how I live my life is bad, and that I should be ashamed of myself for taking medical care from The System that could be used to treat real diseases people can't avoid (like AIDS, assumedly.) This causes me to feel badly about myself.
Clearly, I am due a bazillion dollars of someone else's money. Please keep in touch and let me know when it arrives and where I may pick it up.