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Kids send Marcus the lamb to slaughter
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| 14 September 2009
| Luke Baker
Posted on 09/14/2009 12:14:20 PM PDT by ShadowAce
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To: reagan_fanatic; getitright; SeaDragon
getitright
Mary had a little lamb,
she loved the rascal dearly.
Especially when simmered slow
with garlic wine and barley.reagan_fanatic
Mary had a little lamb
the PETA bunch did cheer
till they saw her in the next day’s paper
served up with garnish and beer.
Mary had a little lamb
So sweet, gentle and docile
After dinner the other night
You'll never find the fossil!
81
posted on
09/14/2009 2:22:57 PM PDT
by
RikaStrom
(When picking allies, 2 things to consider: 1) Can they shoot, 2) Will they aim at your enemies?)
To: RikaStrom
This one I remember from when I was a child (More than 50 years ago):
Mary had a little lamb
She fed it Castor Oil
Every time it jumped the fence
It fertilized the soil
To: Tijeras_Slim
That conjured a mental picture I did not need to see.
83
posted on
09/14/2009 2:31:40 PM PDT
by
Huntress
(Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
To: RikaStrom
Mary had a little lamb
So sweet, gentle and docile
After dinner the other night
You’ll never find the fossil!
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece as white as snow
But since it looked so tasty
I shot it with my arrow and bow.
To: ShadowAce
The lamb died, because there was no spider...
85
posted on
09/14/2009 3:17:44 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: SeaDragon
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece as white as snow
But since it looked so tasty
I shot it with my arrow and bow. Mary had a little lamb
It’s eyes were brown and gentle
The salad cold, the soup hot
The beans were made from lentils.
86
posted on
09/14/2009 3:18:31 PM PDT
by
RikaStrom
(When picking allies, 2 things to consider: 1) Can they shoot, 2) Will they aim at your enemies?)
To: ShadowAce
Lambchop, however is not amused...
87
posted on
09/14/2009 3:20:36 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: GreenLanternCorps
Shari Lewis liked to order lamb in restaurants, just for the reaction.
88
posted on
09/14/2009 4:01:40 PM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
("Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's ACORN" - pace Auric Goldfinger)
To: BigEdLB; Tijeras_Slim
There are several disturbing aspects to this topic, imho. Really horrifying stuff when you read between the lines. Primarily, 2 Freepers made sex jokes that fall flat because Marcus was castrated. No sex ed - no mountain oysters - geeze, comprehension people!
89
posted on
09/14/2009 5:02:44 PM PDT
by
Drumbo
("Democracy can withstand anything but democrats." - Jubal Harshaw (Robert A. Heinlein))
To: ShadowAce
I eat sheep all the time. My tribe butchers them and roasts the mutton over an open fire. Yum!
90
posted on
09/14/2009 6:11:10 PM PDT
by
Redcitizen
(Zartan for President 2012)
To: ShadowAce
Mary had a little sheep,
Lay down with it & went to sleep,
Woke up & saw it was a ram,
Mary had a little lamb.
(Hope I don’t get banned!)
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posted on
09/14/2009 6:52:34 PM PDT
by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
To: ApplegateRanch
To: ShadowAce
Their first mistake was naming their dinner.
93
posted on
09/14/2009 7:49:44 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Don't stop them when they're imploding, just step out of their way)
To: RikaStrom
Mary had a little lamb
It’s eyes were brown and gentle
The salad cold, the soup hot
The beans were made from lentils.
Mary had a little lamb
Whose eyes were silver blue
She cooked it up for a tasty stew
And served it up on silver too.
To: Drumbo
My grandfather had a small cattle ranch in NW Colorado. Mountain oystrers is not a `sex joke`. It is real. Every spring the ranch hands would geld the male cattle and fry what they took. It is part of the process of raising cattle.
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posted on
09/15/2009 9:37:59 AM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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