“That is not the Hassan Nemazee I knew!”
— Barack Obama —
“Hassan Nemazee?? Never heard of the guy, and anyway, excuse me Mr. Reporter, I’m busy looking for my secret floppy hat given to me by some CIA guy on a top-secret mission up the river into Cambodia”
— John Kerry —
“Republicans represent the culture of corruption.”
— Nancy Pelosi —
“Reminds me of my days as a money whore in Buddhist Temples.....so glad to be done with that stuff... Now I get to strut around pretending I have big “ideas” that matter”
— Al Gore —
“Does this story hurt Obama more than me? If so I’ll jump all over it with both feet”
— Hillary Clinton —
“Yawn, nothing to see here, let’s move along now”
-— all network anchors and self-important media bigshots -—
