[meatloaf]

It looks like we may have to cut down all the trees since the hydrocarbons they emit exceed all those from man's activities. Someone needs to get the EPA started on eliminating this pollution. I want to watch their heads spin 360 degrees.

[The Magical Mischief Tour]

I’ve come to the conclusion that stupid scientific studies cause global warming...

[DonaldC]

“Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools...”
- Romans 1:22

[Little Pig]

I seem to recall a flap back in the 80s where Reagan was castigated for saying trees caused pollution, except that he was right because trees naturally emit terpenes.

[beethovenfan]

Cutting down trees causes global warming.
Not cutting down trees causes global warming.

Checkmate.

Let’s all go have a beer. (Oops - may cause global warming...study in progress.)

[Dallas59]

[max americana]

This is confusing. I thought us reckless humans are the cause of global..climate change...whatever (this pc crap keeps changing everyday).

[buccaneer81]

Reagan was right!

[sockmonkey]

Texas A&M University has said that for years.

[Responsibility2nd]

 

Trees may cause global warming.

 

_______________________________________

 

Trees?

 

Already on the list.

 

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

[Sudetenland]

Save the environment, chop ‘em all down! We need more good hardwood. :)

[kingattax]

trees are evil. michelle will have all the trees on the white house grounds removed.

[CharlesWayneCT]

Also, the trees seem to be slowing down average wind speeds, which hurts our efforts to generate “clean electricity”.

As they joked on the Daily Show, Earth isn’t standing idly by — it’s actively working to kill all humans :-)

[americanophile]

"Trees may cause global warming."

Call me crazy, but...I still think it's the sun.

[Will88]

It’s about time to pass laws prohibiting any further studies of what causes global warming. Lunacy prevails.

And the sun causes global warming. The various factors on earth just respond to changes that take place on the sun, and in the earth’s distance and angle in relationship to the sun.

[Right Wing Assault]

Trees may cause global warming

Then, again, maybe not.

Liberalism/socialism/Marxism may cause global warming, too.

Illegal immigration, gay marriage, card check, government run health care, and organic food may be the main culprits in global warming.

I love these "may" articles. Great headlines.

BTW, the earth may end tomorrow.

[Soothesayer9]

These enviro-nazis just cant keep their story straight. First they lament the cutting down of trees, then they dont. Then they do. And now they want to change the seasons of the earth....

Bwhahahahaha!!

God would have something to say about that LOL

[RexBeach]

Well, I understand that socks cause global warming.

Just think of it: Global warming lurking in your bureau drawer!

So, I guess we have to get rid of our socks now!

Bummer.

[LadyPilgrim]

Ignorance abounds!
Ignorance abounds!
Ignorance abounds!
Ignorance abounds!
Ignorance abounds!
Ignorance abounds!
Ignorance abounds!

[OneWingedShark]

QUICK, STOP GLOBAL WARMING BY STARTING DEFORESTATION!!

;)

[cranked]

Cut them down and use them for firewood and making paper products, etc. Oppps, forgot, all that will cause more global warming. My bad. =.=