DNA test shows Hitler skull is that of a woman

news ^ | 9/28/09 | newws

[Flavius]

* DNA tests done on Hitler skull fragment * Result says it's skull of a woman * Casts doubts on the death of Hitler

ADOLF Hitler may not have died in a bunker after fresh research suggests the skull thought to be the tyrant's was from a woman.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Died with his mistress?

[dynachrome]

“They Saved hitler’s Brain”

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265870/

[arrogantsob]

I’ll bet this guy could get Hitler’s skull fragment from the Russians. Hitler was so crazed and sick by the time he killed himself he couldn’t have gotten out of Berlin even had he wanted to. Almost everyone in the bunker was talking about killing him/herself by then and several of his chief aides saw the bodies.

This story is bogus from beginning to end.

[Charles Martel]

The moustache was real - but "he" could only grow a partial. Lip wax was tough to come by in the interval between the World Wars.

Seriously, the "one testicle" story is clicking into place now, too. One of those jumbled-chromosome conditions such as Klinefelter's might've been present.

BTW, you just know the crowd over on Stormfront is livid right about now. Hahahahaaaa!

[Billthedrill]

Sex-change operation.

[QBFimi2]

Come to think of it, the Fuehrer did look kinda swishy in the Spike Jones/Walt Disney cartoon (Der Fuehrer’s Face).

[Charles Martel]

Courtesy of Dr. Mengele? Yikes.

[Billthedrill]

Ze Germans, zey are thorough!

[Charles Martel]

Perhaps Mel Brooks was on to something, eh?

[Rappini]

He is alive, I knew it and now he’s in the WH.

[count-your-change]

I knew that mustache was a little phony looking.

[Dudoight]

Maybe he was a hermaphrodite, preferred the male identity. I had heard or read somewhere that he had only one testicle.

I never did think he was much of a ‘womanizer’.

[oh8eleven]

Many years ago I picked up a copy of the National Star tabloid for a friend.
For a friend ... LOL ...

[tommyboy]

To answer your question. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r9dzc0duUw

[Cacique]

btt

[luvbach1]

I thought that they did a dental comparison on the remains that the Russians had and they matched up. Seems like I saw it on a History Channel program a year or so ago.

You did. So did I.

[luvbach1]

Adolph is still living at a ripe old age in Buenos Aires.

He was a trembling mess at age 56 in 1945 so old age came early.

[Alter Kaker]

Not sure about Hitler, but I saw Elvis recently in Memphis!

He's in Vegas.

[sergeantdave]

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/11482/nazi-time-machine/

“One of the world’s leading experts on Nazi Germany says Hitler mastered time itself, sending “time warriors” centuries into the future to conquer a world that is yet to be!

“And he suspects that Hitler, long obsessed with paranormal science, might have used the device to propel himself into the future and back on numerous occasions...”

(Best paper in America. More credible than the NYT, ABC, CBS, etc.)

[70times7]

LOL - I also got him a copy of Playboy...no, really!

As funny as it sounds now (I didn’t think of it that way when I wrote it) it really was for a friend. We share a twisted sense of humor. We are also both ex nav and were paying attention to the Faulklands war. I thought the “headline” was hilarious enough that I had to actually get him a copy.