Letterman: I faced extortion over sexual affairs

CNN.com ^ | Thursday, October 1, 2009 | Staff

[canuck_conservative]

David Letterman told his audience Thursday that he is the victim of an alleged extortion attempt and admitted to having sexual relations with several members of his staff, according to a press release from Worldwide Pants Inc. David Letterman admitted to having sexual relationships with female staff members, according to a company statement.

[SuperLuminal]

Dang! I didn’t know that sheep were smart enough to try extortion.....More power to them!

[repubpub]

“Letterman admitted to having sexual relationships with female staff members”

Note how they had to mention female staff members. Makes one wonder doesn’t it.

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Tonight on Letterman:

Roman Polanski
Woodie Allen

With special guest, Bill Clinton

[Rational Thought]

I really feel sorry for his wife and son.

At 63 years old, wouldn’t you think he would have an ounce of common sense? Guess not.

[DorisCCC]

“Stephanie seems to have disapared!”

I was trying to remember her name. He always
seemed a little too friendly with her. I hope
she’s not the one trying to extort money from him.
I liked her when she was on the show.

[The Cajun]

This is bad, but I hate Letterman:
Is he going to introduce a new segment called “Stupid Dave Tricks” with numbered pictures of the staff he bonked?

[ncfool]

Burquet...near the end she seemed pretty frustrated by letterman.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

Who would have sex with Letterman??

Answer:

The same type of women who would have sex with Jon Gosselin....

[maine-iac7]

justice - and at the same time when Sarah is making news with the unprecedented feat of having a best seller weeks before the book is even off the presses.

Sweet

[ncfool]

I heard he had some private quiet moments backstage with Obama!

[DorisCCC]

Thanks, ncfool. I haven’t watched him in a long time and was racking my brain to try to remember her name. I always
felt like she was shy and didn’t really want be in front
of the cameras.

[ThunderSleeps]

So he has an affair and he is the victim? How do you figure Dave? You made your bed, you get to lie in it.

You have an affair with someone and you are giving them very valuable information about you. Very "acitnoable intel"... And, just by having the affair with you, they've already proven they are willing to step outside the accepted rules of polite society. What did you think was going to happen?

[LeonardFMason]

“Other than his wife, why would anyone care about Letterman’s sexual escapades? I don’t get it.”

This steaming pile of poop takes his shots at everybody and you “don’t get” why so many care. All I can say is payback is a bitch.

[Spunky]

"If he was so interested in doing that, why was he cheating on his wife?"

They lived together for years, had his son out of wedlock. He didn't marry her until this past March. I think she knew he was playing around.

[grey_whiskers]

The scariest part is, the kid doesn't look quite like *either* of them.

Not her child either???? /sarc>

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

He must have been the secret ghost writer for Obama's book "Dreams from my Father".

Cheers!