If they move to my local, they’ll get tired of having to travel 70 miles to the nearest Starbucks and after being subjected to the reality that global warming is myth, they’ll head straight home, or like many...to Portland or Eugene to hang out with the rest of the libs that preceded them.
Don't you get it? Nobody over the age of 60 gives a sweet sh*t about Starbucks. We are all old enough to know that better coffee is found at MickeyD's for a lot less money. Starbucks is for 30-something jerkoff artists who like to pose as adults.