[cripplecreek]

Need a containment area and a means of setting off explosives.

[Mr. K]

We need to coat every surface near an airplane or airport with bacon flavored paint.

simple

[La Lydia]

Where did I store my lead-lined undies?

[Kozak]

Gonna make those lines at screening a lot longer...

[RAO1125]

We’ve known about this for at least three years, the Feds just needed an excuse to push it through and (as usual) they “uncover a dastardly plot” that gives them carte blanche.

Problem>Reaction>Solution

[Billthedrill]

Dang it. That’s how I’ve been smuggling my laptop onboard. Oh, well...

[green pastures]

“The 23-year-old terrorist blew himself into 70 pieces when he detonated the bomb - inserted into his rectum - with a mobile phone.”

What are the odds of blowing yourself up into exactly 70 pieces?

I’m thinkin’ it was probably messier than that...

[cranked]

A precautionary procedure that should have long been implimented.

[JHBowden]

What a lame way to die.

[klb99]

....And somebody actually counted the pieces????

Where is General Black Jack Pershing when we need him?

[Blood of Tyrants]

Were the wires coming out of his anus the giveaway?

[colorado tanker]

So this guy was an asshole bomber?

Kinda catchy.

[Political Junkie Too]

Simple solution: make everyone chug down a bottle of prune juice an hour before the flight, and then wait and see what happens.

-PJ

[Cindy]

ON THE INTERNET:

INTERNET-HAGANAH.com: "THERE'S JUST NO NICE WAY TO SAY IT..." (October 2, 2009)

Link

Link

FREEREPUBLIC.com - Discussion Forum (DAWN.com): "SENIOR SAUDI PRINCE LIGHTLY INJURED IN SUICIDE ATTACK" (August 28, 2009)

[RoadKingSE]

security chiefs are expected to recommend new intrusive security measures

Upon learning of the intrusive security measures this Congressman from Massachusetts was overheard saying, "I'm checking you for hidden explosives Darling. Yippee, this is fun. Let's go to Europe!"

[2harddrive]

It will spread the AIDS virus throughout the atmosphere! LOL.

[Ramius]

Well... for security agencies the unfortunate truth is that this sort of bomb “placement” does create some difficult challenges. I don’t think any domestic agencies are seriously contemplating this yet, but it’s a [ahem] “hole” in the system nonetheless.

I do wonder if there isn’t just an inherent limitation in the volume of explosives that limits the blast effects. Maybe it would be tough to actually bring down a plane this way? Dunno, but if that one bomber could be sitting right next to his victim and still not inflict a fatal blast, it suggests that it may not be as much of a worry.

It does beg the question though about whether there’s something else that can be done to defeat this. It’ll be used again.

[stubernx98]

Can you visualize the terrorists sitting around the campfire and saying, OK lets put some explosives in our fillings, and see what the TSA Does. Hehehehe. Or, ear’s. or maybe your fat wife’s.......

[MaxMax]

Pay no attention to the towel heads, scan those white grandma's.

[Zauber]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry5nrogktmU

Security lines will be hours long.