My grass has never been that high. Some unfindable neighbor gets upset when the tall things like cattails and Queen Anne’s Lace start to appear. Occifer Fife has averred over the last three years that “your neighbors have even offered to HELP you” (gee, why haven’t I been approached in all this time, save by one guy who wants to sell me his lawn care services).
I’d like to plant the whole bloomin’ yard as a prairie.
There’s an old lady in Harpers Ferry that had a landscaper cover her entire yard with landscape cloth and PEA GRAVEL. She only needs a leaf blower. Another planted her entire yard with wildflowers...