Posted on 10/09/2009 11:15:18 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too
United States President Barack Hussein Obama has been awarded the first ever Al Qaeda Peace Prize.
An unnamed Al Qaeda spokesperson said, "We admit that we're not known as a peaceful organization, but it's never too late for hope and change. We hope that being awarded this Peace Prize causes President Obama to change his mind about deploying his armies against us now, or we will be forced to humiliate him by rescinding this award."
The White House has not returned calls for clarification on how this award will affect their future plans in Iraq and Afghanistan.
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