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1 posted on 10/09/2009 11:23:15 AM PDT by doug from upland

To: doug from upland

What? He didn’t win the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes yet? Maybe he can take over for Ed McMahon (rip).

2 posted on 10/09/2009 11:24:08 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)

To: doug from upland

** CAPTAIN TOMORROW **

3 posted on 10/09/2009 11:24:21 AM PDT by TexasCajun

To: doug from upland

The one most apt.....”The Apprentice”.

4 posted on 10/09/2009 11:25:44 AM PDT by Ann Archy

To: doug from upland

And this years award for Freeper of the Year goes to... [opening envelope]... Barrack Hussein 0bama.

5 posted on 10/09/2009 11:25:56 AM PDT by Labyrinthos

To: doug from upland

6 posted on 10/09/2009 11:26:21 AM PDT by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)

To: doug from upland

Iron Chef, 2010-Infinity

7 posted on 10/09/2009 11:26:27 AM PDT by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)

To: doug from upland

That horse left the barn. LOL

8 posted on 10/09/2009 11:26:31 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (Government For the People - an obviously concealed oxymoron)

To: doug from upland

9 posted on 10/09/2009 11:26:39 AM PDT by frankenMonkey ("Natural Born Citizen" - US Constitution, 1787; "Words have meaning" - Barack Obama, 2009)

To: doug from upland

President of the United States of the World

10 posted on 10/09/2009 11:26:56 AM PDT by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)

To: doug from upland

Even with all these awards, he still couldn’t beat the only man to count to infinity TWICE, Chuck Norris. At ANYTHING!

11 posted on 10/09/2009 11:27:29 AM PDT by piytar (Zero pimping propaganda on all SRM channels at once: Big Brother in 2009! NRA Lifetime Member)

To: doug from upland; Admin Moderator

This turned out to be a very funny and awesome day of silliness. Thanks all freepers. WHat a great spirit. Love it. Now I REALLY HAVE TO GO! Prying myself away.

Thanks mods for the latitude. The troops needed to blow off some steam. This was a GREAT day of catharsis.

12 posted on 10/09/2009 11:27:32 AM PDT by Huck ("He that lives on hope will die fasting"- Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac)

To: doug from upland

News Flash: Vienna, Budapest, Prague

With the crowning of POTUS Obama as His Imperial Majesty Holy Roman Emperor Obama I the goverments of Austria, Hungary, Czech Republic, and Slovakia announced they will immediately dissolve their governments and join a re-constituted Austro-Hungarian Empire with Obama I holding the titles of Emperor of Austria, King of Hungary and Bohemia. In a joint press release the now defunct governments announced a new era of Hope and Change with Obama I on the throne. Her Imperial Majesty Michelle in the name of the Emperor and King issued a decree ordering the arrest and execution of all the living descendents of the Hapsburg dynasty.

13 posted on 10/09/2009 11:27:44 AM PDT by C19fan

To: doug from upland

Obama becomes King of Vanities, unseating TLBSHOW.

14 posted on 10/09/2009 11:29:09 AM PDT by Sir Gawain

To: doug from upland

Love it!

My 3 favs:

Carla Bruni Leaves Sarkozy for Obama!

Obama becomes the second student in Starfleet Academy’s history to defeat the Kobayashi Maru test!!

Obama named The Fifth Element!

15 posted on 10/09/2009 11:29:48 AM PDT by roses of sharon (THE ONION FOLDS in light of the Obama Peace Prize... "We officially cannot top that.")

To: doug from upland

Newsflash: Switzerland

CERN announced under the leadership of lead physicist B.H. Obama experiments using the Large Hadron Accelerator have discovered the Higgs Boson, more famously known as the God Particle. CERN has decided the discovered particle will be rename the Obama Boson.

17 posted on 10/09/2009 11:32:32 AM PDT by C19fan

To: doug from upland

Here’s a few I snatched from Breaking News earlier:

FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3)

BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award

Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news)

BREAKING: Obama wins “Survivor” reality show!

BREAKING! obama wins “American Idol”

BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!

Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010

Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!

Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause

BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!

18 posted on 10/09/2009 11:32:55 AM PDT by SouthTexas (The IOC is racist!)

To: doug from upland

Obama credited with the invention of the wheel, the written word, a better mouse trap, and sliced bread.

20 posted on 10/09/2009 11:36:19 AM PDT by longhair

To: doug from upland

BREAKING NEWS......OBAMA WALKS ON WATER TO WASHINGTON MONUMENT
Planets Align, Ushering in the Age of Obama
BREAKING O CURES THE UNMENTIONABLE
Obama Awarded Second Nobel (Chemistry) “Obama has great chemistry” Nobel Committee says
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
“BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!”
Obama Defeats Chuck Norris in Unarmed Combat!
Mount Rushmore renamed Mount Obama
Obama becomes first Muggle to be appointed Minister of Magic
Breaking!....Obama brings Michael Jackson back to life!
American Journal of Proctology About to Announce “Man of the Year” Award Recipient
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA given Willy Wonka Golden Ticket—and the factory!!
Breaking!....Obama lands on the Sun!..only comment: “A little warm”...
Barack Obama wins the National Spelling Bee!
BREAKING - Obama sweeps every category at AVN awards show...says he’s “pooped”.
BREAKING. . .Obama beds hot French First Lady and Kucinich’s wife at same time, wife doesn’t care!
BREAKING:OBAMA AWARDED 7 MORE N0BEL PEACE PRIZES TO COVER MARCH-OCTOBER!!!
Obama Receives Academy Award (realistic performance of a US president)
God concedes throne to Obama! “Thou shalt not even conduct a recount...”
OBAMA declared MVP Super Bowl 41!
Obama wins ALCS and NLCS AND WORLD SERIES....
Flash! Nobel Peace Prize Committee awarded Monty Python Prize for Origional Sense of Humor
BREAKING: Obama wins “Little Miss Perfect” beauty pageant. Runner-up contests results.
Obama named the NEW James Bond! Will become agent Double-O-Bama!!!
Obama wins “Dancing with the Stars”
Obama walks on water!.....breaking news!...Obama has just walked across Lake Michigan!
Journey names Obama as new frontman!!!
ITS OFFICIAL- OBAMA AWARDED FIRST STEP ON MOON
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Hussein Obama wins every Gold medal in the 2016 Rio Olympics
Obama Becomes First Human Canonized While Alive
Obama new world Ping Pong champion!
BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!
Obama is “Smarter than a Fifth Grader”
Very Few People Realize Obama WAS the Fifth Beatle
Baby Obama smears poopie on the floor. Mom praises his artistic impulses.
BREAKING: All Chuck Norris facts to be replaced with Obama
BREAKING! PRESIDENT OBAMA DISCOVERS HOW TO FLY TO MARS FOR $79.99 PER PERSON ROUND TRIP!
Obama becomes FR member!
BREAKING NEWS: Obama Wins Wiener Dog Nationals
BREAKING: Obama awarded Medal of Honor
Obama named “High Commander” of Louis Farrakhan’s Mother-Wheel Space fleet! Obama “Deeply humbled”
Obama Declared Fifth Element
BREAKING: Obama Creates Two New Universes
Breaking: Obama the Most Blinged-Out President Ever
Breaking! Obama to dance with Himself on Dancing With the Stars - Will Be Celebrity and Pro!
IT’S OFFICIAL: Obamas Claim 2010 Ballroom Dance Title (in 2009)
Obama Declared Queen of England By Acclaimation ... Wait a Minute - Make That Barney Frank
Breaking, Obama Named “Da Man!!”
NEWS FLASH: Obama wins Tour de France. Photos!
Barack Obama Wins Pre-Emptive Title of “2010 Playmate of the Year”
BREAKING NEWS: Uranus Renamed to Obama
BREAKING: Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Science for Making First Clone...of Himself.
BREAKING: Obama Awarded First Annual Al Qaeda Peace Prize - Dare Obama To Deploy Troops Now

21 posted on 10/09/2009 11:37:15 AM PDT by FormerRep

To: doug from upland

I’ve started copying them to a Word document:

Obama wins NASCAR:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358679/posts

Obama wins St Louis Rams:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358679/posts

Barack Obama wins first argument ever:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2358678/posts

Obama for the Heisman:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2358681/posts

Obama was the fifth Beatle:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358658/posts

Obama swims the English Channel, lengthwise

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358659/posts

Obama awarded the president’s Cup;

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358660/posts

Obama crowned Miss America:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358663/posts

Obama awarded honorary birth certificate:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2358664/posts?page=1

Obaama wins the BCS and all other bowl games to be played over the next four years:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358656/posts

Obama to be the new Jack Bauer on “24”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358639/posts

Planets align, ushering in age of Obamius:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2358640/posts?page=1

This month to be renamed Baraktober:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2358625/posts

Obama singlehandedly wins Wimbledon doubles:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358758/posts

22 posted on 10/09/2009 11:38:27 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)

To: doug from upland

OBAMA WINS FIRST ANNUAL JIM THOMPSON PATRIOT AWARD! AWARD IS PROMPTLY RETIRED SINCE OBAMA HOLDS IT FOR LIFE!

23 posted on 10/09/2009 11:38:50 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (There are four boxes used in defense of liberty: Soap, ballot, jury, & ammo. Use in that order.)

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