Posted on 10/24/2009 6:41:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
First lady dishes on Leno about her husband's most annoying habits First Lady Michelle Obama dished on Jay Leno's NBC show Friday about her husband's most annoying habits, sarcastically quipping hubby Barack is "perfect" before she spilled the beans about how he angers her the most. Leno asked Michelle on-air Friday what irritated her the most about her presidential partner, igniting Michelle's dry sense of humor -- she deadpanned that he was "perfect," then revealed it's his top-notch tennis game that drives her crazy. "He beats me quite often," Obama answered. "It gets to be pretty annoying." Michelle continued to riff on Barack, saying there "wasn't enough time" to talk about his bad habits.
Presidential Love Story: First Couple in Photos The first lady also opened up about what she whispers to the president after his signature speeches, telling Leno she doesn't offer top-secret foreign policy advice or congratulations -- but something a little more domestic. "I usually ask him, did he take out the garbage?" she said with a laugh.
She answered Leno's question about whether Obama would prefer world peace or the Chicago White Sox' World Series bid diplomatically, saying her hubby would likely choose "world peace" but that he "wouldn't mind" his Sox getting a bid to the big game.
Barack wasn't the only family member getting ripped by the first lady -- she cracked a joke about First Grandma Marian Robinson, 72. Leno asked who disciplined daughters Sasha and Malia the most, and Michelle didn't hesitate to point the finger at her own mother.
"I can tell you who disciplines them the least, and that would be Grandma. She is worthless!" Obama said. "Cookies, TV, whatever they want."
Michelle also spoke to Leno about the first dog Bo, saying the Obama family celebrated his first birthday with a dog house made out of veal and "party hats." Daughters Sasha and Malia also came up in the conversation, but Michelle wouldn't answer Leno's question about what the first daughters plan to wear on Halloween.
"You need security clearance for that," she said. Obama was filed via satellite from the White House in a bit filmed before Leno's show aired Friday.
Gag.
So Barack, have you stopped beating your wife (at tennis) yet?
Wonder how long before PRAVDA or National Enquirer run with this?
c. “I usually ask him, did he take out the garbage?” she said with a laugh.
Even their jokes are bald lies.
They say the only time an Obama is telling the truth is when they say they want to spend more of your money.
This woman is a certifiable narcissistic moron.
And the crowd laughs uproariously!
Interviewer: What are your worst personal characteristics?
Interviewee: I work too hard, often for long hours without being asked to. I can also be stubbornly loyal to my boss.
Michelle continued to riff on Barack, saying there "wasn't enough time" to talk about his bad habits.
Is he still stinky and snore-y?
Any woman who cuts into her husband in public is bad news.
“First lady dishes on Leno about her husband’s most annoying habits First Lady Michelle Obama dished on Jay Leno’s NBC show Friday about her husband’s most annoying habits, “
I heard that he picks his feet in Poughkeepsie.
Nothing about him walking on water? And how about that ham that he cured. He fiddles while America burns and she only gets to play second fiddle.
Beginning to sound like the makings of a fine Sanford and Son episode.
“She is worthless!”
Michelle threw Grama Robinson under the bus.
A different bus than the one that hit Obongo’s Typical White Grandmother.
She must be racist.
Wow....just Wow.
I find her so disingenous and unlikeable that it surprises even me
The Republic is crumbling and a fat ass Marxist appears with a failed comedian on a Goebbelian State run media channel?
Better things to do, like check the supplies and guesstimate how long before anarchy in the streets after the dollar becomes worthless.
President Obama's half-brother when told the tale of Bo's birthday bash.
"Huh...de dawg, he give the dawg da house made of veal?"
Wait...he really give the dawg a house made of veal?"
"Yo brudder Barak, maybe my next birthday you give me running water and lawn furniture and a nice fat dawg to eat?
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