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To: COUNTrecount
Newspapers are a prime candidate for biodegrading. So what they're really saying is, we should all urinate on The Telegraph.

Come to think of it, I can think of quite a few other, even better, candidates for this treatment as well. The New York Times... The Los Angeles Times... and others...

12 posted on 11/13/2009 6:56:06 AM PST by john in springfield (One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
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To: john in springfield

Urine is too good for those rags.


16 posted on 11/13/2009 6:59:42 AM PST by COUNTrecount (Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither)
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To: john in springfield
Newspapers are a prime candidate for biodegrading. So what they're really saying is, we should all urinate on The Telegraph.

I would suggest they instead urinate on their local Council bureaucrats. It would benefit the gardens even more when they were ploughed in, and they'd probably love it, too. Being so obsesed with policing peoples' wheelie bins, they are just sick enough to enjoy it.

22 posted on 11/13/2009 7:02:40 AM PST by Gorzaloon (Roark, Architect.)
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To: john in springfield

that would mean I would HAVE to buy the worthless print media first .... and that aint gonna happen. I spend my hard earned money on worth while things like cow manure.


70 posted on 11/13/2009 9:42:21 AM PST by HiramQuick (work harder ... welfare recipients depend on you!)
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To: john in springfield

When we still got a daily paper, we always called it “The Daily Compost”. Now they tell me I should have been literally, instead of just figuratively, urinating on it.


77 posted on 11/13/2009 12:53:51 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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