[ASOC]

I was stationed at Nellis AFB for years.

Once in a while a tourist would complain about the noise uprange

I used to tell them the the USAF had run a series of tests and measurements

The result of these test prove that an F16 is far less noisy than a Russian bomber blowing the(*)#%()&*#% out of your city.

[VOA]

“
The result of these test prove that an F16 is far less noisy than
a Russian bomber blowing the(*)#%()&*#% out of your city.
“

Your reply reminds me of one of my favorite features in “MAD”
Magazine: “Snappy Comebacks To Dumb Questions”.
(or observations as in the present case)