Posted on 12/13/2009 6:47:14 AM PST by pikachu
A DellConnect IT specialist has been accused of intercontinental sexual hijinx for remotely flashing a woman client with a nude photo - of herself.
According to a report in The Orange County Register out of Santa Ana, California, 45-year-old Stacy Gore received the boobular surprise when she was working with an India-based Dell tech-support drone to disinfect her virus-infected PC.
After a reported two and a half hours of remote ministrations to the ailing computer, Gore was surprised to find herself staring at her own breasts - onscreen, that is.
"It creeped me out," she told the OCR.
The DellConnect tech had found the dishabille digital depiction on Gore's computer - a phone-shot image, she claims, that she had forgotten about.
From the OCR report, however, it might be argued that Gore could have been tipped off that something was not quite right earlier in her DellConnect session. During the alleged two and a half hours of alleged disinfection, the tech - who identified himself by the not-so-Mumbaish name of Jack Neos - had repeatedly used her laptop's camera to snap pictures of her (clothed, we must assume) and display them to her on her laptop screen.
After the breast-revealing display trick, Gore received an email from Jack telling her: "I saw ur NUDE pics i m really sry I couldn't say that over the phone that is y I m saying it now. N u look very very very very cute...it boosted me up and hope to have a good, sweet, cute, adorable, friend like U : )"
What Jack lacks in English-language skills he more than makes up for in enthusiasm - and to be fair we must credit him for the new-to-us engorgement euphemism of "boosted me up."
Up to this this point, Gore had pretty much taken the whole incident in stride. "Look, I'm a pretty mellow person," she told the OCR, "If some guy wants to look at a nude picture of some 45-year-old chick who was hot 20 years ago, then I say go ahead - that's fine with me.
But two days after her marathon customer-service experience, Gore fired up her laptop only to discover that her wallpaper had been changed to - you guessed it - those same jubblies. And that's when Gore called the cops.
"What concerns me is that other women and minors everywhere are probably using this DellConnect service, and this guy could be a predator," she said, not unreasonably, seeing as how Jack's email mentioned her daughter. Gore doesn't have a daughter - which raised her suspicion that the email was a cut-and-paste job, and one of many that busy Jack had been gifting to Dell owners worldwide.
Gore also called Dell, where she worked her way up the managerial ladder through India and Malaysia until she found a woman who could help her get rid of not only her personal-mammarian wallpaper, but also four email messages that Jack had sent her. That helpful manager also told her that Jack was "one of our best" techs - although best at exactly what may not have been discussed. ®
Jubblies? Well, I’ve just learned a new word today!
TTIUWP
TTIWWP ; )
And doesn’t it make you feel jubtacular?
Sounds festive like there should be confetti involved somewhere.
I’d have to think about that one before answering...
I guess that depends on how much her jubblies jubble!
This would be really ironic if she was related to the guy who “invented the internet”.
Even if the helpful translation hadn’t been supplied, we’d have guessed. It sounds sort of...bouncy?
Jubbilicious!
Oh that horrible man!!!! Showing here a picture that she took of her bare naked Jubes. No respect!
Oh, that’s just wrong.
First, I wonder why she had pictures like that on her computer in the first place. Or maybe I'm just unusual for a woman, in never having felt the need to take nude pics of myself?
Second, why did she need to call tech support to change her desktop pic? It's not rocket science... but, then, her last name IS Gore.
Gah!
Me thinks she had that picture on her computer because she sent it to someone. Hmmm!?
She didn’t, he activated her PC camera to snap pictures of her at her PC and photoshopped the clothing off said jubblies.
Pssibly, if she’s at home, she works in the nude. Dear Abby is always full of letters from women who like to do their housework in the nude, so maybe she likes to do a little naked computing?
In any case, he kept reinstalling the wallpaper. He had remote control of her PC for tech support reasons. I guess those jubblies just drove him into geek madness.
Puh-lease... I has a first grade teacher whom I adored with that name and THAT MAN's antics have tarnished her memory to some extent. Imagine if everyone named Clinton had to bear that shame. On the other hand, if your name happenz to be gore-lick, you deserve everything you get.
Punjab strikes again!
QUOTE: In Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) Austin (Mike Myers) is fired upon by Vanessa, a Fembot with breasts camouflaging machine guns:
--Austin: ' Machine gun jubblies! How did I miss those, baby? '
-- Fembot: ' Perhaps next time you should try foreplay .'
Google image:
Sheesh. Fifth sentence of the article:
The DellConnect tech had found the dishabille digital depiction on Gore's computer - a phone-shot image, she claims, that she had forgotten about.
Reread the article. She took the photo with a phone camera. He found it on the puter and showed it too her.
Looks like that person lost a bet.
Brits, ya’ gotta luv ‘em!
JUBBLIES...Jublies...we got RULES around here...
Story is not worth a damn without pictures, I don’t believe it where are the pictures???
Be careful what you ask for....you might get it.
What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
http://www.ocregister.com/news/gore-223732-computer-neos.html
Then the computer room sends back a printout with this.
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Pictures?
Without any topic pics, I’m getting horrible mental images of Chris having boosting up tingles over Hussein’s jubblies in the swim trunk pics.
Not in this case, please.
YIKES!!!!
Haven't we all done that before?
No?? In my defense, I was only showing off my sunburn and I did stop just short of anything crucial.
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Dear Abby is always full of letters from women who like to do their housework in the nude, so maybe she likes to do a little naked computing?
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Sounds more like Penthouse Forum than Dear Abby.
Wow, that’s a great face. Is that her?
As from Shattner, says to me: "Boom! Taste my nightstick!" O:
No, these are just average ladies who apparently feel constrained by clothing and want to run around the house doing some naked dusting...and wonder what to do when some nosy neighbor who can see through the back window complains.
That said, it’s always been a mystery to me why anybody would want to do that - for one thing, you could get something caught while doing your high dusting. But every time there has been a letter like that, apparently scads of women write in to say that they, too, like to do their housework in the nude. Go figure!
Sorry, it sounded as if he was the one who had taken the pictures. The article is not extremely clear and seemed to contradict itself in several spots.
But aside from that, these photos are perfectly harmless. They’re not porn shots of her “jubblies” and are obviously arty or fashion shots of her when she was a lot younger. What’s wrong with that?
I had a friend who had done some modeling (for university photo classes) when she was in her 20s. The photos were your basic art shots of reflective looking nudes, an arm, a shoulder and breast, or even a foot. She had the photos on her PC because somebody had scanned them and given them to her as a present for one of her birthdays.
She had very bad taste in male friends, unfortunately, and aways went for controlling guys with an anger problem. One day one of them discovered these photos on her PC (while he was searching her house while she was out), got enraged, threatened to kill her, and then printed up the photos and stuck them up on lamp posts and fences all around her neighborhood, with her name and the word “slut.” At that time, she had just turned 50.
The photos had been taken more than 20 years ago, were not slutty, and in fact weren’t even in color. But for certain nutty types, that doesn’t matter.
Reminds me of a joke--
A little old lady calls the cops and says, "My next door neighbor is exposing himself!"
So the cop comes to the door and tells her "I don't see anyone, ma'am."
She says, "Yes, you can only see it from inside the house."
He comes inside and says, "Ma'am, all I see is his fence."
She responds, "Well, he's sunbathing nude in the back yard and you can only see it from upstairs."
They go upstairs and he looks out the window. "Ma'am I still don't see anything."
She tells him, "Well, you have to come in the bathroom then."
He goes in the bathroom, looks out the window, and says "Ma'am, I don't see anyone. Are you just wasting my time?"
"No sir!" says the old lady. "Look here! If you stand on the toilet lid and cock your head like so, you can see him just as plain as day!"
-ccm
And just think of all those poor ladies named "Monica"
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