[HiTech RedNeck]

Now they bring the barbie to you.

[myknowledge]

Add to the proposed strategic nukes, a tactical nuke arsenal operated by the RAN and RAAF, deployable from submarines, surface warships and fighter bombers, warheads no more than 35 kT.

[The Comedian]

Now they bring the barbie to you.

That's going to be exceptionally difficult to beat as Post of the Thread. Here, have a congratulatory cold one:

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.