I hope not, he might win the gubernatorial race.
Possible outcomes in order of how favorable they are
1)Crist, defeated and living in in Key West
2)Crist goes missing in Aruba
3)Crist in the Senate
4)Crist is eaten by a giant whale
5)Crist stays Governor
My vote is going to Rubio for Senator.
Crist is eaten by Moby Dick or eats Moby Dick ?
Why would you prefer Crist to become a U.S. Senator than to be eaten by a giant whale? Especially if it leads him to repent of his sins, like Jonah did. Heck, that’s my number-one choice: Crist swallowed by a blue whale.
Which reminds me:
“Sad news out of Michigan today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by a pack of wolves. He was delicious.”