Susan Boyle tells of torrid romance with Tiger Woods

staggeron.org ^ | 12-19-2009 | staggeron.org

[rockbobster]

Susan Boyle tells of torrid romance with Tiger Woods

Amid the stampede of women who have claimed to have had liasons with Tiger Woods, singer Susan Boyle has come forth with her own tale of romancing the golfer.

Friends close to Boyle say that she is devastated to learn the she is merely one woman among a virtual harem of partners.

"Susan has been very down about realizing she is not the only one, because she felt she really had a connection to Tiger," said an unnamed friend.

But Boyle, a singer who attained world prominence with her performance on a television contest, was more positive about the experience.

"These little trollops are merely dalliances for Tiger," said Boyle.

[SIDENET]

GIGGETY GIGGETY.

[Lockbar]

why not? everybody else did.

[null and void]

There are still 4 more to ‘come’ out of the ‘wood’work.

Only 14 have so far.

(And we know Tiger likes to play a full 18 holes)...

[giotto]

Hmmm. Doesn’t the song she sang for Britain’s Got Talent contain the line, “But the tiger comes at night”?

[headstamp 2]

Who cares, it was dark in the room. LOL

[Jeff Chandler]

WWTW? = Who Would Tiger Wood?

[giotto]

Here's the stanza from I Dreamed a Dream:

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
And they turn your dream to shame

[GOP Poet]

WWTW? = Who Would Tiger Wood?lol. just about any white female, preferably with filler in their lips with lower intelligence and integrity levels. Preferably anyone with a cell phone with texting functionality.

[golfisnr1]

This is one that I do not believe . Susan is delusional.

[Melas]

Satire is completely lost on you isn’t it?

[Charles Henrickson]

"Tiger, you naughty boy! You told me I was the only one!"

[TChad]

Rules.

[SERKIT]

Next....

[SIDENET]

Who cares, it was dark in the room. LOL

Beauty is only a light switch away.

[1000 silverlings]

How much wood would a Tiger Woods wield

if a Tiger Woods could wield wood?

[Petronski]

For her it might be Romancing the Golfer, but for him, more like Romancing the Gopher

Lord, I apologize...

[Soothesayer9]

Yuck, she is such a skank. I hope I never see Tiger’s face again.

[PLD]

This is a joke and I don’t think it is funny..

[SmokingJoe]

“These little trollops are merely dalliances for Tiger,” said Boyle”

This a satire, right?