Posted on 12/21/2009 2:44:27 PM PST by Right Wing Assault
CLEVELAND, Ohio — A truck hauling beer flipped about 8 p.m. Sunday, tossing kegs and spewing beer across Interstate 90 west, under the West 110th Street bridge.
The truck fell onto its side in the median. Police and a cleanup crew were still at the scene at 6:50 this morning.
Police were requesting a salt truck to melt a sheet of frozen beer. A police dispatcher, speaking to a Plain Dealer reporter, quipped, "Bring the pretzels."
All lanes of the highway were expected to be reopened by 7:15 a.m.
“Police and a cleanup crew were still at the scene at 6:50 this morning.”
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wasn’t this a B movie? if not, it should be.
So...you’re sayin’ its ice-cold beer.
PARTY FOUL
Kid’s Thoughts on Beer
A handful of 7 year old children were asked ‘What they thought of beer’. Some interesting responses.
‘I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.’
—Tim, 7 years old
‘Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. ‘
—Mellanie, 7 years old
‘My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very funny.’
—Grady, 7 years old
‘’My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.’
—Toby, 7 years old
‘My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn’t have too much.
—Sarah, 7 years old
‘My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.’
—Lilly, 7 years old
‘I don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’
—Ethan, 7 years old
‘I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’
—Shirley, 7 years old
AND THE BEST RESPONSE
‘My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense..’
—Jack, 7 years
Much better when a beer truck carrying cases full of bottles does this sort of thing. Preferably in warmer weather, too. Then it can be “salvaged.”
This one sounds like a total waste of beer.
I’ve heard of one for the road, but that’s ridiculous.
OMG that lots of beer LOL!
Any word if Looter guy was in town
We all know he love his beer
Those pics of Grolsch beer are from another accident. The truck in this story was carrying kegs. Still looking for pics.
Snyder’s of Hanover or Rold Gold pretzels?
LMAO!!! That is funny.
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