Posted on 01/02/2010 4:24:07 AM PST by goldstategop
On Christmas Day, a gentleman from Nigeria succeeded (effortlessly) in boarding a flight to Detroit with a bomb in his underwear. Pretty funny, huh?
But the Pantybomber wasn’t the big joke. The real laugh was the United States government. The global hyperpower spent the next week making itself a laughingstock to the entire planet. First, the bureaucrats at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) swung into action with a whole new range of restrictions.
Against radical Yemen-trained Muslims wearing weaponized briefs? Of course not. That would be too obvious. So instead they imposed a slew of constraints against you. At Heathrow last week, they were permitting only one item of carry-on on U.S. flights. In Toronto, no large purses.
Um, the Pantybomber didn’t have a purse. He brought the bomb on board under his private parts, and his private parts weren’t part of his carry-on (although, if reports of injuries sustained in his failed mission are correct, they may well have been part of his carry-off). But no matter. If in doubt, blame the victim. The TSA announced that for the last hour of the flight no passenger can use the toilets or have anything on his lap — not a laptop, not a blanket, not a stewardess, not even a paperback book. I can’t wait for the first lawsuit after an infidel flight attendant confiscates a litigious imam’s Koran as they’re coming into LAX.
You’re still free to read a paperback if you’re flying from Paris to Sydney, or Stockholm to Beijing, or Kuala Lumpur to Heathrow. But not to LAX or JFK. The TSA were responding as bonehead bureaucracies do: Don’t just stand there, do something. And every time the TSA does something, you’ll have to stand there, longer and longer, suffering ever more pointless indignities. Last week, guest-hosting The Rush Limbaugh Show, I took a call from a lady who said that, if it helps keep her safe, she’s happy to get to the airport “four, five, whatever hours” before the flight. Try to put a figure on “whatever” and you’ll get a sense of where America’s transportation system is headed. Ten years ago, you got to the airport 45 minutes, an hour before the flight. Now, thanks to the ever more demanding choreographers of the homeland-security kabuki, it’s two, three, four, whatever. Look at O’Hare and imagine the size of airport we’ll need. And by then the Pantybomber won’t even need to get on the plane; he can kill more people blowing up the check-in line.
And remember, this was a bombing mission that “failed.” With failures like this, who needs victories?
Joke, joke, joke. The only good news was that the derision was so universal that the TSA promptly reined in some of their wackier impositions a couple of days later. But by then Janet Incompetano, the homeland-security secretary, had gone on TV and declared to the world that there was nothing to worry about: “The system worked.”
Indeed, it worked “smoothly.” The al-Qaeda trainee on a terrorist watch list, a man banned from the United Kingdom and reported to the CIA by his own father, got on board the plane, assembled the bomb, and attempted to detonate it. But don’t worry ’bout a thing; the system worked.
Twenty-four hours later, Secretary Incompetano was back on TV to protest that her words had been taken “out of context.” No doubt, the al-Qaeda-trained CIA-reported cash-paying crotch-stuffed watch-list member’s smooth progress through check-in was also taken “out of context.”
But by then the president of the United States had also taken to the airwaves. For three days, he had remained silent — which I believe is a world record for the 44th president. Since Jan. 20, 2009, it’s been difficult to switch on the TV and not find him yakking — accepting an award in Oslo for not being George W. Bush, doing Special Olympics gags with Jay Leno, apologizing for America to some dictator or other . . . But across the electric wires an eerie still had descended. And when the president finally spoke, even making allowances for his usual detached cool, he sounded less like a commander-in-chief addressing the nation after an attempted attack than an assistant DA at a Cook County press conference announcing a drug bust: “Here’s what we know so far. . . . As the plane made its final approach to Detroit Metropolitan Airport, a passenger allegedly tried to ignite an explosive device. . . . The suspect was immediately subdued. . . . The suspect is now in custody and has been charged.” Etc, etc, piling up one desiccated legalism on another: “Allegedly . . . ” “suspect . . . ” “charged . . . ” The president can’t tell an allegedly alleged suspect (which is what he is in Obama fantasy-land) from an enemy combatant (which is what he is in cold hard reality). But worse than the complacent cop-show jargonizing was a phrase it’s hard to read as anything other than a deliberate attempt to mislead the public: The president referred to the Knickerbomber as an “isolated extremist.” By this time, it was already clear that young Umar had been radicalized by jihadist networks in London and fast-tracked to training in Yemen by terror operatives who understood the potentially high value of a Westernized Muslim with excellent English from a respectable family. Yet President Obama tried to pass him off as some sort of lone misfit who wakes up one morning and goes bananas. Could happen to anyone.
But, if it takes the White House three days to react to an attack on the United States, their rapid-response unit can fire back in nothing flat when Dick Cheney speaks. “It is telling,” huffed the president’s communications director, Dan Pfeiffer, “that Vice President Cheney and others seem to be more focused on criticizing the administration than condemning the attackers.”
“Condemning the attackers”? What happened to all the allegedly alleged stuff? Shouldn’t that be “condemning the alleged isolated attacker”? The communications director seems to be wandering a bit off-message here, whatever the message is: The system worked, so we’re inconveniencing you even more. The system failed, but the alleged suspect is an isolated extremist, so why won’t that cowardly squish Cheney have the guts to condemn the attacker and his vast network of associates?
The real message was conveyed by Fouad Ajami, discussing the new administration’s foreign policy in the Wall Street Journal: “No despot fears Mr. Obama, and no blogger in Cairo or Damascus or Tehran, no demonstrator in those cruel Iranian streets, expects Mr. Obama to ride to the rescue.” True. Another Iranian deadline passed on New Year’s Eve, but the United States will set a new one for Groundhog Day or whenever.
And, just as the thug states understand they now have the run of the planet, so do the terror cells. A thwarted terror attack at Christmas is bad enough. Spending the following week making yourself a global joke is worse. Every A-list despot and dimestore jihadist got that message loud and clear — and so did American allies already feeling semi-abandoned by this most parochial of presidents. Expect a bumpy twelve months ahead. Happy New Year.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus
Actually, the “yoke’s” on us (for real).
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus
...complacent cop-show jargonizing...
Exactly.
Bambi’s only intellectual development comes from the Rev Wright’s and Bill Ayers of the world... he is not equipped for foreign policy. However, even if he was, as a Muslim, he would act exactly the same as he is.
Which begs the question...does he support our enemies our enemies out of incompetance or design?
Bingo.
Mark Steyn is so facile at being Mark Steyn that it’s a good thing he is.
Design. It is planned; and the dhimmi public, helped
by the manipulating MSM, the greedy bankers and the
scheming foreign nationals, has come close to suicide.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus
LOL!
Liberals called President Bush a moron.
Now, we have a brilliant liberal administration and frequent attempts by middle-eastern types to terrorize the population in the United States. (Notice that they can’t credibly blame the prior administration and woudln’t dare.)
It’s Absolutely amazing how the press and psychotic citizenry can characterize bright and dedicated people as morons and indoctrinated morons as brilliant intellectuals...absolutely amazing; the dangerous thing is that anyone who takes on the mantle of liberal Democrat becomes, instantly, a brilliant intellectual who has no patience with mere mortals. (Thinking of buying stock in a company that manufactures jackboots.)
IMHO
Maybe the answer is a pre-security-check security check then. They frisk you right as you get out of your car. That way you can’t blow anyone up as you’re getting frisked later. Of course, that’s when al Qaeda switches to bombing malls.
Mark Steyn punctures hot air and grasps reality better than anyone.
The “pundit” Chuck Todd says that Janet Incompetano is BO’s next choice for the Supreme Court (She’s BO’s favorite Cabinet Secretary except for Gates.) She should be sent packing back to Arizona.
For three days, he had remained silent — which I believe is a world record for the 44th president.
Zingo!
The David Broders and Boston Globes spinning about how cool and calm and wonderful these boobs are has been darkly hilarious. They must sit around after each disaster and toss out ideas: "How about...he was suffering from FOOD poisoning, and..." "No, no, he has to appear strong, even though he was golfing." "Maybe we can say it's a new Zen thing, swinging the club promotes blood flow to the brain?" "That's not gonna fly...please, Mary, you're a woman what do YOU know about golf?" "I GOT IT! Steady, like he's in command!" "But won't that contradict our first story--which was that he intentionally wasn't making like this was a big deal....?"
That last one was the premise behind a piece posted on FR-wonder if the writer of that has reconsidered?
“King Barry the Incompetent” bump.
Knickerbomber. LOL! Pure Styne.
How much money are we giving Transportation Security Administration?
Anyone feel safer with this bunch of socialists and garbage in charge?
We certainly are not getting our moneys worth.
Obamma lamma ding dong and his chicago mob henchmen are going to get a whole lot of us killed.
And if and when it happens ALL HELL will break out.
Unless you positively have to do so, that’s a really good idea. In fact, after having been singled out for special treatment at a number of airports because I am clergy (that would be Anglican Catholic deacon at the time), I swore off flying altogether. It’s gotten to the point where airlines should be paying their customers, is how I see it.
“”””But, if it takes the White House three days to react to an attack on the United States, their rapid-response unit can fire back in nothing flat when Dick Cheney speaks””””
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