Posted on 01/07/2010 6:16:46 AM PST by Reaganesque
Oh Tennessee, you have been in rare form recently. The latest tale comes to us courtesy of Nicholas Nunley, who hooked a Coke machine to his pickup outside a Dollar General then began dragging it down the road.
Amazingly, an eyewitness noticed the one truck on the road with a vending machine engulfed in sparks dragging behind, and called the police. Apparently unfamiliar with the effect of drag, Nunley tried unsuccessfully to evade capture. After a Taser relaxation session, Nunley was hauled off to prison, where he is undoubtedly comparing notes with the Hill family from Walmart. [NBC-2 via Arbroth via Neatorama]
LOL!!! Best line of the day so far!
I guess the coke machine took his money...
Was alcohol involved in this incident?
You just knew this had to be down south....
Why?
In case you haven't noticed, there are idiots everywhere. It's not just limited to the South.....this guy is probably a damned Yankee anyway....
You would hope. Otherwise, he’s just naturally stupid.
LOL. Shades of the Trailer Park Boys (”Let the liquor do the thinking.”)
If he was really a southerner it would have been an RC Cola machine and he would have been eating a banana Moon Pie!
“After a Taser relaxation session
LOL!!! Best line of the day so far!”
Things go better with Coke...
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