Actor, comedian Andy Dick arrested in W.Va., charged with sexual abuse

The Associated Press ^ | January 23, 2010 | The Associated Press

[SonnyBubba]

Actor and comedian Andy Dick has been charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse in West Virginia.

Dick was arraigned Saturday afternoon in Cabell County Magistrate Court. Court documents say Dick is accused of grabbing a bouncer's crotch earlier in the morning at the Rum Runners bar in Huntington. Magistrate Patty Verbage Spence set bail at $60,000.

[SonnyBubba]

I set ‘em up, y’all knock ‘em down. You pervs will have a field day with this one.

[tet68]

Patty Verbage Spence

You’re kidding, right?

[bcsco]

This is the second thread I’ve seen. I have no clue who this is, and apparently, that’s a good thing...

[Gaffer]

Sexual abuse of what? A Gerbil?

[SouthDixie]

Andy Dick LOL I swear these articles write themselves...

[SonnyBubba]

I’ve never heard of him either, but this was too good not t post.

[Jeff Chandler]

I have no clue who this is

You don't know Dick?

[jstaff]

This is just his stage name, his real last name is Head.

[scoobysnak71]

>”accused of grabbing a bouncer’s crotch”

Why would this even begin to surprise anyone about that nut job. He cant act, he’s not funny, why anybody would consider hiring him is beyond me. Now, he’s gonna be a proven perv. I’m sure he even voted for the Zero. Now, he’s a looser on all counts.

[printhead]

I can’t tell if he’s metro going on full ‘mo or if he’s ‘mo trying to be metro. That might make a difference if he was defending himself from a bouncer or just trying to get better acquainted.

[SparkyBass]

he’s the female version of Kathy Griffin.

[Charles Henrickson]

He is A. Dick, that’s for sure.

[Beowulf9]

Maybe he was just trying to find out if it was a guy or a girl, like Crocodile Dundee...

[Charles Henrickson]

Dick is accused of grabbing a bouncer's crotch. . . .

Maybe he was trying to show the guy how to check for underwear bombs.

[shelterguy]

I heard him refer to himself as ...try-sexual.

Which means he will try anything sexual.
The dude is seriously messed up.

And for reasons I can’t imagine, I saw him on a show awhile ago bragging about how he was clean and sober now. Guess not.

[Beowulf9]

“Maybe he was trying to show the guy how to check for underwear bombs.”

We should sing these to that song in Best little Whorehouse in Texas!

[Rome2000]

He will probably be named by Obama as the new Treasury Secretary.

[AmishDude]

Well, imagine that. He can manage to get arrested. His career must be on the upswing.

[Charles Henrickson]

[Isabel C.]

You don't know Dick?

Actually, I do know Dick, but I don't know Squat.

[ErnBatavia]

I'd never heard of him either until a couple of years ago when he got arrested for drug stuff in Palm Springs, and all the TV folks were over at the nearby Indio courthouse for his pre-trial stuff.

Also, just last year he got in trouble someplace in southern California for grabbing off a gal's tank top at some bar......I guess the guy's a raving drunk as well.

Here's one of his many mugshots, obviously still loaded:

[mickey finn]

“he’s the female version of Kathy Griffin.”

Hollywood’s human versions of syrup of ipicak. Those two make my skin crawl.

[Jeff Chandler]

And I don’t know Jack.

[ItsForTheChildren]

"Spence set a Feb. 2 preliminary hearing date for the 44-year-old Dick"

ROFLMAO! They really do write themselves.

[GBA]

Grabbing the bouncer’s crotch and going to jail sounds like a win-win for that freak. I’m sure he’ll enjoy being very popular in jail.

[Wuli]

Who, besides that clown’s publicist, considers this a “news” story????????

[Arrowhead1952]

You should see the replies on the earlier thread! These are tame so far.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2435515/posts

[cripplecreek]

I feel sorry for the cop that had to cuff that Dick.

[don-o]

he’s the female version of Kathy Griffin.

who?

[R. Scott]

Unless an attractive female, “grabbing a bouncer’s crotch” ain’t the brightest thing to do. At my favorite watering hole it would have resulted in at least a few days of hospitalization.

[boop]

Cappy Dick! Whatever happened to him?

[meatloaf]

I’m surprised he didn’t end up hospitalized. He definitely pulled on of those actions that tips off the locals that, “You’re not from around here. Are you.” Notice that’s not a question. The interrogator already knows the answer and isn’t interested in what you say next at that point.

[dusttoyou]

In Huntington! Its a wonder he ain’t wakin up wid da fishes.

[R. Scott]

Yep - and the bouncers I’ve known haven’t had much of a sense of humor about such things. It would have been considered an assault.

[Kimmers]

Excellent analogy......I have never liked either one of them, not only do they have zero talent I find both of them creepy....I also put Al Franken in the same boat with these two......ewwwwwww

[R. Scott]

He’d be escorted out of the bar, the bouncer’s arm around his shoulders - then ...

[dusttoyou]

Its that last word.....then..... that is the best reason to NOT get that drunk.

[rbosque]

I knew there was something about that guy. Even if I were out-of-my-mind-drunk I wouldn’t do that!

[bcsco]

You don't know Dick?

No, I don't know squat.