Leave it to the French. So what's next? The matching 120-foot penis?
1 posted on
01/28/2010 7:45:40 AM PST by
mlizzy
To: mlizzy
Truth is stranger than fiction. I had to check if it came from the Onion, Scrappleface, etc. Nope. Apparently legit. Just wow.
2 posted on
01/28/2010 7:47:33 AM PST by
BuckyKat
To: mlizzy
Are there a lot of 500-yard flying squid catching AIDS? How is this going to help anyone else?
3 posted on
01/28/2010 7:49:42 AM PST by
Tax-chick
(I haven't tried it, myself, but I'm told it's a delicacy in Japan.)
To: mlizzy
Thanks, France! I feel my AIDS clearing up already.
4 posted on
01/28/2010 7:52:11 AM PST by
Question Liberal Authority
(Why buy health insurance at all if you can't be turned down for any pre-existing conditions?)
To: mlizzy
In small print, near the bottom... “MADE IN USA - SIZE: MEDIUM”
5 posted on
01/28/2010 8:45:34 AM PST by
Haiku Guy
("I don't give them Hell / I tell the truth about them / And they think it's Hell" -- Harry Truman)
To: mlizzy
You took the words out of my mouth ...
Leave it to the French to come up with something so crude and useless.
Maybe the next crude move will have a circumsized penis for population control?
Or maybe promote more “gay” sex because their perverted sex cannot produce babies?
6 posted on
01/28/2010 8:51:14 AM PST by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: mlizzy
Who gives a flying f$#@?
8 posted on
01/28/2010 8:52:28 AM PST by
Musketeer
To: mlizzy
Apart from the jokes, encouraging gay sex with condoms is is good way to spread AIDS, not prevent it.
But then again, all those people receiving billions in AIDS grants from our taxes wouldn’t want to end it, would they? It’s what they do for a living.
9 posted on
01/28/2010 8:54:55 AM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: mlizzy
10 posted on
01/28/2010 8:55:36 AM PST by
dangus
(Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
To: mlizzy
A shame the mighty French didn’t use something like this to defend Paris from the Germans! A stunned Hitler army might have turned around and gone home, figuring France wasn’t worth the effort!
To: mlizzy
12 posted on
01/28/2010 8:57:09 AM PST by
Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
(We bury Democrats face down so that when they scratch, they get closer to home.)
To: mlizzy
Giving new meaning to the question, “Who gives a flying.....”
13 posted on
01/28/2010 8:57:43 AM PST by
E Rocc
(: Giving economic power to BHO is like giving condoms to Tiger Woods.)
To: mlizzy
It would leave an really big outline in the backpocket of my jeans.
14 posted on
01/28/2010 9:01:55 AM PST by
Babba Gi
To: mlizzy
15 posted on
01/28/2010 9:03:19 AM PST by
MortMan
(Stubbing one's toes is a valid (if painful) way of locating furniture in the dark.)
To: mlizzy
Look for the HIV rate to increase as a result of this. The promotion of abstinence and monogamy are what reduces HIV rates as proven by what is occurring in Africa and Uganda.
16 posted on
01/28/2010 9:07:08 AM PST by
Ol' Sparky
(Liberal Republicans are the greater of two evils)
To: mlizzy
Most of the hairy French women I wouldn’t touch with a 120 foot flying condom.
17 posted on
01/28/2010 9:08:50 AM PST by
fourmation599
(Obama: Hope and Change? More like Taxes and Treason!)
To: mlizzy
Gayer than Germany's flying condom.
18 posted on
01/28/2010 9:35:06 AM PST by
Blogatron
(Not my president.)
To: mlizzy
They should all climb inside, tie it in a knot and flush it down a giant toilet.
20 posted on
01/28/2010 10:07:41 AM PST by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: mlizzy
We should fly this thing over Muslim countries as part of a disinformation program to dispirit and discourge them about their masculinity.
21 posted on
01/28/2010 10:36:21 AM PST by
wildbill
(You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
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