Crime pays, violent offenders coddled in socialist UK
Golly, I understand that, over here, access to the internet is expressly forbidden to cons.
Pff. This pansy wouldnt last a week in an American prison.
“Colin Gunn wants you to join their gang.”
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of - police can just look at his facebook friends to ID all his associates.
“Godfather... I need you to ‘friend’ me and help me with my ‘Farmville’ or ‘Yoville’... whatever...”
Dang, in my jail, I’m not even allowed internet access...and I’m not even a prisoner! I’m just a “do-gooder”, who does all her internet research for the inmates at home. Now that I think about it, I’m not even allowed to bring my laptop to jail. Hmmm...maybe I should move to GB and get a job there? Why do they bother even locking those guys up, sounds like they may have it better in jail than at home.
Well, to be honest, who doesn't occasionally use Facebook to threaten and intimidate his enemies?
Regards,
Head down to rub-a-dub, get yourself a photo. Look for a tea and get some tom for my trouble.
EQUALS
Got to the pub have your self a Guinness(photo-finish). Look for a thief(tea-leaf) and get some jewerly(tom foolery) for my wife(trouble and strife).