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Absolutely...The funniest joke ever...

Posted on 02/09/2010 8:19:48 AM PST by kcvl

Absolutely...The funniest joke ever... AND IT’S ON US ! Let it sink in. Quietly... we go like sheep to slaughter.

Does anybody out there have any memory Of the reason given for the establishment Of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY During the Carter Administration?

Anybody?

Anything?

No?

Didn't think so!

Bottom line ...

We've spent several hundred billion dollars

In support of an agency ...the reason

For which not one person who reads

This can remember. Ready???????

It was very simple ..

And at the time everybody thought

It very appropriate...

The 'Department of Energy' Was instituted on 8-04-1977 TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.

Hey, pretty efficient, huh?????

AND NOW IT'S 2009, 32 YEARS LATER ...

AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS NECESSARY DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR

IT HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES

AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES

AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!

THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY 'WHAT WAS I THINKING?'

Ah, yes, good old bureaucracy...

And NOW_ we are going to turn The Banking System, Health Care & The Auto Industry over to government ALL IN THE NAME OF CHANGE?

May God Help Us !!!


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KEYWORDS: carter; energy; energyindependence; federalspending; pricetag; robot; robotbartender
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1 posted on 02/09/2010 8:19:48 AM PST by kcvl
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Not the mention the “Dept of Education”.


2 posted on 02/09/2010 8:21:36 AM PST by US Navy Vet
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Yes, but it makes Liberals feel good, and that’s all that really counts now isn’t it?


3 posted on 02/09/2010 8:22:09 AM PST by digger48
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To: kcvl

Actually, I DO remember the reason given. And it is even funnier than the one offered. The reason Jimmy Carter gave for having a Department of Energy was that “we were the only developed nation that didn’t have one already.”


4 posted on 02/09/2010 8:22:27 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: kcvl
The 'Department of Energy' Was instituted on 8-04-1977 TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.

Oh.....my.......gosh!!!!!

This is surreal!

5 posted on 02/09/2010 8:22:43 AM PST by Republic (I love Rush)
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To: US Navy Vet

Both under Jimmy weren’t they?


6 posted on 02/09/2010 8:22:54 AM PST by mortal19440
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To: kcvl

The joke’s definitely on us.

BUMP TTT


7 posted on 02/09/2010 8:23:11 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. (Hi Mom.))
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To: kcvl

As bad as that is, it’s not as “funny” as what we may get under Hussein.


8 posted on 02/09/2010 8:24:38 AM PST by Jagdgewehr (Okay, California....Massachusetts did it....what about you?)
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. . . and the Department of Education was founded to make American kids better educated. Now that I think of it, the Social Security Administration was there to head off imprudent personal spending, so citizens would be provided for in their old age. Except that Congress spent all the money. . .
9 posted on 02/09/2010 8:25:58 AM PST by SamuraiScot
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The real reason was those 16,000 federal employees. Union dues are automatically deducted from their salaries and the unions give all their political contributions to Democrats.

The Democrats like big government for two reasons: 1) Power and 2) the union dues and contributions.


10 posted on 02/09/2010 8:26:57 AM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government)
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You’re ignoring how much dependence was “saved”!


11 posted on 02/09/2010 8:27:00 AM PST by Dilbert56 (Harry Reid, D-Nev.: "We're going to pick up Senate seats as a result of this war.")
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Hows that “war on poverty” going?


12 posted on 02/09/2010 8:27:45 AM PST by Las Vegas Ron ("Because without America, there is no free world" - Canada Free Press - MSM where are you?)
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Every productive new alternative energy route
has been throttled by the DOE, from cold fusion
to name it here, while they pursued ... the human genome.


13 posted on 02/09/2010 8:27:55 AM PST by Diogenesis (Alea iacta est.)
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naaa... the best joke ever is that ..

A community organizer could become President.


14 posted on 02/09/2010 8:28:01 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009 (November is coming.)
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To: US Navy Vet

I yearn for the days when CHURCHES hired (primarily) women to be school teachers, and held classes ON THE CHURCH GROUNDS.

There was LOCAL CONTROL; LOCAL ACCOUNTABILITY.

If the teacher did something inappropriate, they fired her. She got paid from the students going to the class.

I don’t see why the Dept. of Education was every instituted, frankly.


15 posted on 02/09/2010 8:28:42 AM PST by Ro_Thunder ("Other than ending SLAVERY, FASCISM, NAZISM and COMMUNISM, war has never solved anything")
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To: kcvl
"Does anybody out there have any memory Of the reason given for the establishment Of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY During the Carter Administration? "

To make jobs at the "SYNFUELS OUTFIT" for Dems and friends?????

16 posted on 02/09/2010 8:29:44 AM PST by litehaus (A memory tooooo longt A)
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Jimmuh Carter - now only the 2nd worst president in history - the gift that keeps on giving....


17 posted on 02/09/2010 8:30:27 AM PST by Mr. K (This administration IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY!)
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To: SamuraiScot

I’m sensing a recurring theme in this thread

govt. program instituted to do ..something... does the OPPOSITE and grows to ENORMOUS SIZE

KILL THE ENTIRE DEPARTMENT!!!

WHAT THE F#$% DO THEY DO ALL DAY??????


18 posted on 02/09/2010 8:32:02 AM PST by Mr. K (This administration IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY!)
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To: kcvl

It’s even funnier when you realize the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY is just the TIP of the ICEBERG of the coming financial crisis.


19 posted on 02/09/2010 8:33:02 AM PST by Balata
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To: Republic

20 posted on 02/09/2010 8:33:15 AM PST by kcvl
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