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Absolutely...The funniest joke ever...

Posted on 02/09/2010 8:19:48 AM PST by kcvl

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To: Jagdgewehr
As bad as that is, it’s not as “funny” as what we may get under Hussein.

You mean his "Department of Climate change."

61 posted on 02/09/2010 9:13:14 AM PST by sportutegrl (VETO PROOF MAJORITY IN 2010)
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To: kcvl

Never elect a peanut farmer.

What’s more: Never elect a humorless lout and snob.


62 posted on 02/09/2010 9:14:28 AM PST by RexBeach ("Those are my principles...if you don't like them, I have others." Groucho Marx)
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To: mo
Most of these “departments” merely are the formal “industry-government” liaison through which fascism is implemented. Basically the large companies and unions use the regulatory powers imposed by these agencies to snuff out competition...both in their own fields...and any potentially competing fields.

That's an insightful way to look at it.

I don't know much detail about the Dept of Energy, I'm all for energy independence, but continuing others' comments about the Dept of Education with which I have had association, it is absolutely, positively, overwhelmingly, obvious there is no real need whatsoever for a federal "dept of education."

Every parent, every business, every citizen, of this (US) nation inherently knows to the bottom of their heart that fundamental education is necessary; and every child in every state must attend school, of various reasonable state certifications. Furthermore prior to the nineteen seventies there was NO federal "dept of education." My father, educated through the eighth grade (the requirement at the time) was far far better educated in literature, algebra, geometry, history, than the overwhelming majority of high school graduates today.

Why, Why, Why is there a federal Dept of Education when the fostering initiatives, and structure, exist already anyway???

I think you've got it.

63 posted on 02/09/2010 9:15:16 AM PST by jnsun (The Left: the need to manipulate others because of nothing productive to offer.)
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To: kcvl

He’s succeeding in that!


64 posted on 02/09/2010 9:15:37 AM PST by LucyJo (http://www.housetohouse.com/)
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To: LucyJo

Thank you for the explicit reference. I was 13 at the time, but it was seared ... SEARED into my memory as a complete non-sequitur.


65 posted on 02/09/2010 9:17:31 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: Dr. Sivana

I was a lot older than 13! ; )


66 posted on 02/09/2010 9:21:53 AM PST by LucyJo (http://www.housetohouse.com/)
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To: kcvl

If you think that’s funny, recall the paperless office that would be created by computers.


67 posted on 02/09/2010 9:34:57 AM PST by satan
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Thanks for saving the thread! keywords added


68 posted on 02/09/2010 9:38:33 AM PST by don-o (My son, Ben - Marine Lance Corporal texted me at 0330 on 2/3/10: AMERICA!)
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To: satan

My company couldn’t create the paperless bathroom.


69 posted on 02/09/2010 9:50:55 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: sportutegrl

Indeed.


70 posted on 02/09/2010 9:55:46 AM PST by Jagdgewehr (Okay, California....Massachusetts did it....what about you?)
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To: US Navy Vet

Yes, I have been corrected. But I could have sworn.....oh well, memory is the first thing to go.............


71 posted on 02/09/2010 10:01:03 AM PST by Red Badger (Education makes people easy to lead, difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

That’s not nearly as funny as THIS joke.

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.

The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”


72 posted on 02/09/2010 10:27:54 AM PST by BenKenobi (;)
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To: BenKenobi

Actually, if you think about it, what the robot bartender said to the guy with the 50 IQ could also be said to the guy with the 168 IQ.


73 posted on 02/09/2010 2:16:02 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: jnsun

“Why, Why, Why is there a federal Dept of Education when the fostering initiatives, and structure, exist already anyway???”

IMHO....suppression of regional variation in content, thought, and ideas....all of which are potential threats to federal control.


74 posted on 02/10/2010 6:35:12 AM PST by mo
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