[dennisw]

The galloping gourmet. He got tubby from all his thievery. Jail food sucks compared to what he was stealing from restaurants

[MarkAccord]

I once saw a Laurel and Hardy movie that was like this situation.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Police arrested the suspect, who initially gave a false name but then identified himself as Morgan as police prepared to check his fingerprints. Morgan told police he had been running similar operations at many other restaurants, and often other customers would step in to pay his bill when a dispute ensued with the staff, Ford said.

Thief and con man.

[iowamark]

"He said he does that twice a day throughout the Bay Area," Ford said. "Twice a day he'll go in and eat a meal and leave without paying."

[Blue Jays]

Perhaps he was just an unfortunate and unlucky hungry person.
President 0bama should be spreading his wealth to help this sad man.

[txhurl]

and, for dessert, the Profiteroles Dwayne Kerry Morgan, 43, was arraigned Friday on misdemeanor charges. (DMV photo) puff pastry filled with French vanilla ice cream covered with dark Godiva chocolate

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Does this describe his first night in jail or did you just egregiously mis-copy and paste:)

[FoxInSocks]

He should have had a V-8. I thought the article was going to be about a guy in a Hyundai.