Posted on 02/24/2010 8:14:32 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Did Van Jones really say that “A black kid might shoot another kid of color, but at least they aren’t shooting up schools.” ? ???????? Jeez. Pings
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
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'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Was that Van Jones?
Speaking of whom . . . Glenn beck has his phone # now and is mulling whether to call him on air.
Now that would be an interesting phone call.
As I travel the highways and byways of the Sunshine State, I’ll be listening. Actually, the Sunshine State is blanketed by heavy rain storms.
“Number no longer in service.”
Naturally.
Call the CPUSA....they will patch him through.
Ahh - the good ol’ “liquid sunshine.” I remember that well.
bttt
Barack Obama Critics, like Rush Limbaugh, Top Annual List of Influential Radio Hosts
“Limbaugh is No. 1, as usual, on the annual ‘Heavy Hundred’ list of influential hosts just published by the trade magazine Talkers.”
in........but gots the 3 1/2 yr old grandson.....
8k questions a minute followed by....WHY ?
WHY . . .what?
You darn right Limbaugh is No. 1. If you want to find someone that’s geniuine, it’s him. If I was in talk radio with other than honorable motives, I wonder how it would feel to be constantly reminded you aren’t No. 1. Yeah, baby!
LOL!
Today I have the 23 month old grandaughter & the 5 month old grandson. Both sleeping at the moment...
You are the fortunate one. LOL!
Happens every year, & the liberals never learn from that fact.
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