The only way to 'fix' them is with a scalpel.
Not the only way. I'd go with a .45.
“The only way to ‘fix’ them is with a scalpel.”
Or a rusty bolt cutter.
That doesn’t “fix” anything. If nothing else, it makes them more violent because there is no climatic conclusion to their sadistic tendencies.
The only “fix” is a needle and a coffin.
A scalpel is too clean, too precise.
I’ve got a nice pair of steel toe boots that would do the job so much more satisfying manner, without either of us having to actually touch anything. Except for the toe. I’d love to show him the soft caress of a steel toe to the groin.