Well my “things” weren’t crimes, so the extortion won’t be quite as high as $150,000. I think beer and dinner would be just about right. :D
BTW, I saw a picture today of your beautiful wife in the late 1960’s or early 70’s. She looked about 15 years old (you sly dog!)
I robbed the cradle. She was 19; I was 24. Couldn’t pass her up.
Mine WAS!!