Man Destroys Meat In Supermarket Frenzy, Police Say ... He Ripped Through Meat To Save Chubby Girls

indychannel ^ | 3,26,10

[InvisibleChurch]

EDINBURGH, Ind. -- A knife-wielding man was arrested earlier this week in what police called a meat massacre at a south-central Indiana supermarket. Several people called 911 on Wednesday morning to report a man with a knife in the Jay C Food Store. “We have a gentleman here cutting into the meat and throwing it onto the floor,” one caller said.

[InvisibleChurch]

[KoRn]

/mark

[cripplecreek]

Somebody loves Megan McCain.

[svcw]

I don’t know why but this made me laugh. Yet is so weird.

[cripplecreek]

In my best Mr T voice.

“I’m doin it fo da chubbies”

[Oratam]

The man must be a deranged lefty "meat is murder" type.

NEWSFLASH: Chubby girls ain't chubby 'cause of meat. It's the empty calories in soft drinks, candy, chips, etc. In fact, put those gals on a high protein/low carb diet for two weeks and the blubber will melt away.

[Maelstorm]

I love comfy girls. :-)

[DannyTN]

He should have attacked the bread isle and the bakery section and the stuff with High Fructose Corn Syrup, not the meat section. What an idiot.

[ClearCase_guy]

This solves one mystery — but the question remains: Who cut the cheese?

[tet68]

J.C.Food store, you can get better pies
but you can’t beat our meat!

Some people shouldn’t be allowed sharp objects.

[InvisibleChurch]

"High Fructose Corn Syrup is Murder!" just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?

[shibumi]

So may puns!

.....so little time .....

[subterfuge]

Ha! Stupid hippie. Everyone knows meat makes men fat, and SUGAR gets the women.

[I_Like_Spam]

This guy is insane.

Girls get fat from chocolate and sweets.

Its the men who pack on the pounds from excess meat consumption.

I’ve never seen an obese vegetarian man, but plenty of dames who eat no meat are pleasingly plump.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Yeah...more violence and hate coming from the loonies on the Right.

...oh...wait. <Gasp> I'm shocked I tell you. A Leftie acting out his lunacy in public. Say it ain't so Rosie.

[taildragger]

Was “Sir Mixalot” playing on the Muzac over the speakers :-)?

[GnuHere]

The bean-eating PETA crowd, no doubt.

[bmwcyle]

LOL

[circlecity]

I think this guy is on to something. After reading this story I feel called......a desire to follow his path....an understanding now that I have a duty to help eliminate the meat supply. One steak at a time, open grilled, preferably medium rare, T-bones thank you. I owe it to the kids.

[rogue yam]

Expect more of this.

The leftists from Michelle Obama on down are doing a full-court press against food.

I call them “anti-food activists”.

They want to be inside your head in everything you do.