And you may have yourself convinced that the God-written Scriptures which detail the event of the Rapture are "made-up baloney", but there is too much prophecy of the God-written Scriptures which has been fulfilled in the last few thousand years for any puny human being, especially those who have anointed themselves the "representatives" and the "vicars" of Christ on earth, to declare that any portion of Scripture is "made-up baloney".
There have been more than enough posts in this thread that show beyond any shadow of doubt that the Rapture is an event which is detailed in the God-written Scriptures and that that event will happen.
Oh, by the way- the day you stand before Jesus Christ to give an account of your life, have fun explaining to Him how you, in your omniscience and omnipresent human "logic" and "wisdom", have decided that there are major portions of His Book that are "made-up baloney".
And that day will come, whether your local priest has given you permission to believe that the part of the God-written Bible which states that every single man will answer to God is true and infallible and inerrant or whether he hasn't.
Really? Did He mail it to you, or did it fall out of the sky, or what?
Whatever the case, the Bible that the rest of the world uses was compiled by the Catholic Church beginning with the Council of Laodicea around A.D. 360.