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To: Ingtar
Even Better: The Dialectizer which can translate any website into Swedish Chef language.
17 posted on 05/13/2010 11:34:42 AM PDT by Loud Mime (People in prison find Jesus - - People in politics find satan)
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To: Loud Mime
Here's the story in Cockney:

A chef at a Stockholm restaurant rushed out of 'is kitchen on Fursday afternoon and frew a meat cleaver at a departin' fief as 'is restaurant were robbed for the bleedin' second time in a week.

The robbery took place at 2pm at a restaurant in 'ässelby Villastad in west Stockholm. Two masked robbers 'eld staff at knifepoint and forced them ter hand over all the bloomin' cash in the bloody till. "Apparently the bloody chef's meat cleaver struck one of the bleedin' robbers in the bleedin' back, but they were able ter disappear from the scene.

Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. The chuffin' same restaurant were robbed a week ago and I guess the staff were just tired of it," said bobbies spokescow Christina Johansson.

Bobbies 'ad not made any nicks in the chuffin' case by late on Fursday afternoon.

47 posted on 05/13/2010 12:26:18 PM PDT by Ken H
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