Tiger wants Elin to sign lifetime confidentiality agreement

NBC Sports ^ | May 18, 2010 | Rick Chandler

[FTJM]

This Tiger Woods divorce looks like it's going to be fought with conventional weapons, and cost thousands of lives. Bill Zwecker of the Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that negotiations are bogging down over Tiger's demand that Elin Nordegren sign a confidentiality agreement, prohibiting her from writing a book or doing any interviews related to the marriage. Oh, and there's this:

In addition, I'm hearing Nordegren is ramping up her financial demands -- to an estimated $750 million package -- and wants full custody of their children.

[Yaelle]

Why I Wouldn't Sign

Not Only Because of Tiger's Small Penis

by Elin Nordegren

[Sir_Ed]

How could he NOT be on performance enhancing drugs??

Look at the difference in his musculature in such a short time.

Go Mickelson!

Ed

[ChiMark]

This is why I never aspired to become an international superstar. The temptations are too great and the excessive monetary rewards would corrupt my morality. It's beyond me and most people of the world. Imagine losing $750 Mil and only having $250 Mil left over. This is another re-enactment of ages old fable of the fall from greatness. Money, glory, power and lust...

[BunnySlippers]

Go for it, Elin!

[Rummyfan]

Tiger has surprised many times on the golf course. For a professional golfer he is in his prime, age-wise. I expect him to go on a tear once things settle down again.

[bjorn14]

Don’t sign it Elin...Don’t sign it. You can use it to hold it over HIM

[Dem Guard]

"Yep, I doubt that he will ever return to his glory days. He might as well retire and let it go..."

He could be the new spokesman for Girls Gone Wild!

[BunnySlippers]

I’m with you. Elin and the kids should get 100% of his money. Srsly.

I’ll bet he made promises to her to get her to marry him. All of them broken now.

Dump him and stomp on him.

[NY.SS-Bar9]

Go Mickelson!

"Man Boobs" Mickelson?

[CapnJack]

She has him by the short and curleys.

There is no reason for her to compromise on the confidentiality issue.

[sodpoodle]

TW is now concerned about *confidentiality*? Since all the skankies have spilled their guts on his behavior - what on earth could Elin write that might damage his reputation?

I imagine there are very few parents pointing to TW as a role model for their golfing teens. He will soon be just a foot note.

He self destructed in his personal life and, like Elin, his golf game is leaving .....

[GnuHere]

I’m pretty sure I have the winning Powerball ticket for tonight. Are you implying I should shred that after I win??

[tdscpa]

Looks good. Acts, behaves, performs???

[762X51]

Most of his earning power is from endorsements, and they’re in the sewer now. ...likely to never return. And his golf game is on very shaky ground as well. That violent swing of his combined with heavy weight training (perhaps supplemented with HGH) has taken a big toll on his body. His prime is over.

Yes indeedy, how true. Maybe Tiger and John Daley could be roommates, sort of an odd couple like deal. They could ride around from tournament to tournament in Daley's bus. Their new sponsors could be Marlboro, Budweiser, MGM Casinos, Trojan, Astroglide, and Mervin R. Swindle, Esq., specializing in $100 divorces! They could call it the white trash express or maybe the 3/4 white trash express.

[Iron Munro]

Those three $20,000 hookers are looking like a real bargain right now.

[Publius Valerius]

There is no reason for her to compromise on the confidentiality issue.

You must mean other than $750 million. If she's got that kind of money, she won't need a few million from a book. It's spite at this point, which surely counts for a lot. But is she going to give up a sure 750 (if he's willing to pay that) to roll the dice in divorce courts just to stick it to him?

[Dante3]

I agree.

Confidentiality about using performance enhancement drugs for on and off the golf course?

[Clintonfatigued]

What, no Elin pics?

[MayflowerMadam]

“Could Elin sue Tiger, outside of the divorce, for reckless endangerment??”

Would make an interesting “Law & Order” episode. Hate to think of the nasty stuff he was exposed to. eeeewwwww.

[Caipirabob]

Confidential, at least right up until Tiger and his first puta breaks up...