Posted on 05/21/2010 10:06:34 AM PDT by Red Badger
Patient: “Doctor, I (do it) compulsively five or six times a day, and I’m worried that I’m starting to go blind, just like the old saying.”
Eye Doctor: “Well I’m telling you, you have to stop right now!”
Patient: “OMG, I knew it, am I going blind?”
Eye Doctor: “I don’t know yet, stop (doing it) so I can start the examination!”
Why men take Viagra? After sex they don’t have to listen to...
“You haven’t finished your job!”
“You never think about my needs!”
“Is THAT all you got?”
“What are you a minute man?”
“My other boyfriend is bigger!”
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