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the jokes just right themselves...
1 posted on 05/26/2010 11:02:07 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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CORN KILLS!!!!
and
BEWARE THE BUILD-A-BURGERS!!!!

46 posted on 05/26/2010 11:48:50 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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What about all the foods and drinks that contain the deadly Dihydrogen Monoxide?
50 posted on 05/26/2010 12:02:37 PM PDT by rfp1234
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If you are 21 and don’t know popcorn can choke you, you are too stupid to live.

These stupid laws infuriate me. They just add costs to the product and waste my time.

I can remember when a manual was actually instructions on how to use a product, and not a list of idiotic warnings like, “Do not throw electrical products in water”.

With every product I use, there usually is one “idiot Manual” which I throw out.

When you get an instruction manual nowadays, half of it is in some stupid foreign langauge, and half of the rest of it is “idiot” instructions, leaving usually just a few pages of stuff you DO need. Car manuals in particular are truly huge wastes. For every page of specs or instructions, there is usually at least two pages of “warning, do not let children drive vehicles” or some such garbage.

rant /off


52 posted on 05/26/2010 12:12:26 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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Well, just as long as you don’t choke the chicken...


54 posted on 05/26/2010 12:21:12 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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I wish they would hurry and pass some kind of law on this,I got choked on some water today and I am waiting to see who I can sue!


61 posted on 05/26/2010 3:05:29 PM PDT by Lees Swrd ("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
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